Hoi An - Lost in transition

This was to be my last day in Hoi An, and by now as you have already come to realise, the place had well and truly suckered me in. It’s quaint, relaxed, serene in part and has some really kind, good natured people. What’s more, you get the best of both worlds, a beautiful ancient trading port filled with all the things you look for as a tourist and just 5kms down the road you have a great beach where you can wile the way the hours overlooking Cham island in the South China Sea. What’s more, the place is so ridiculously cheap that it comes to bargaining with the locals it ends up making you feel a little uneasy and unethical about the whole process, especially when you’re in a relatively heated dispute over what amount to a dollar or two. The thing is that a lot of the time you end up forgetting the exchange rate and bargain strictly on ‘comparative value’, haggling over say 10,000 dong and then realising only later that it was kind ‘some kind of silly’ that made you do it.

After breakfast at the Nhi Nhi I rode out of town and back to the ‘My Son’ café, located about 2/3rds of the way to Cua Dai beach. I took up residence on a more than comfortable lounge overlooking the river, sat back and wrote down random thoughts and impressions in my journal, watched the local fisherman paddle by, got lost in the time and space within my mind and just chilled out basically. It was one of this contemplative moments that you would be happy to stay in for days, and the three hours that I did spend passed me over in an instant. I also think that the several Manhattan’s that accompanied my later morning journey also made up a large part of my well being.

My Son Cafe - Hoi An

One of my favourite shots - My Son Cafe - Hoi An

My Son Cafe - Hoi An

Long Island Ice Tea and a journal

Locals on the river

Locals on the river

As unfortunate as it was I had to pull myself away from the My Son, hopefully I’ll be able to make my way back to this place again sometime in the near future because it’s a truly charming place where time should really be one of the last things on your mind. Riding back into town I stopped at the corner baguette vendor that Lili and Judith had tipped me off on the day before, their pork roll was phenomenal and on this day, well it certainly lived up to my high expectations of the place.

Pork roll bonanza - coming right up!

Seeing as though I was going to be flying out of Da Nang in a few hours time there wasn’t a lot that I was able to do before leaving for the airport. This actually worked in my favour, it forced me to slow down and enjoy the moment. Taking up residence at the River Lounge, I laid back on their enormous lounges that doubled as day beds and got drawn into the great French chill/low tempo music that they were playing. It actually had my mind tracking back 18 months earlier to some of the fantastic bars in Marrakech, they mostly had the same type of quality music and unique atmosphere. Now this is something that I probably should have done a day or so earlier but what the hell, you take it when you can get it. I eventually dragged myself away from the River Lounge and rode out of town to take a few shots before making my way back to the Nhi Nhi in order to checkout and take a ride back up to Da Nang airport for the early evening flight to Hanoi.

Hoi An street shot

Hoi An street shot

River Lounge - Hoi An

Hoi An

Somewhere about 3pm Tony’s brother picked me up from the Nhi Nhi and whisked me 30kms up the coast to Da Nang. It was kind of amazing and almost a little disappointing to notice the amount of resorts that had set up along the coastline in the two years since my last visit. I mean, I understand the reasons offcourse, that’s the price you pay for the sake of progress and economics when you have such a beautiful natural resource on your doorstep. Still, you don’t want to see them completely wreck the place, which by the size and numbers of developments taking place seems to already been a forgone conclusion.

Sunset over the Marble Mountains - Da Nang

The flight out of Da Nang was at 5:45pm, and just after 7pm I was back in Hanoi. The Hanoi Elegance hotel had kindly arranged a pick-up from the airport and before I knew it, I was back out in the hectic hustle and bustle of another Hanoi evening. Hearing the incessant sounds of car and scooter horns, the insane manoeuvring of the vehicles, it felt as though I’d come full circle. It was only two years earlier that I’d made my first inroads into Hanoi, not knowing really what to expect and remembering how the chaotic nature of the traffic really heightened all my senses. On this night I kind of expected it. I don’t think you ever get use to it but there’s something very fluid and unique about it and Hanoi generally that really strikes a chord with me – sometimes you just can’t help liking a place.

The Hanoi Elegance 1 is located in the Old Quarter only a couple of blocks from the top of Hoan Kiem lake. I had a great room, a nice little balcony overlooking the nightly traffic ‘nutfest’ and also an offer to catch up with Vanessa for some late night shenanigans, although as per my last pass through Hanoi I knew in myself that I wouldn’t be taking her up on it. So for this evening, it was really very simple, I cruised around and did a little shopping, soaked in the usual Hanoi vibrancy and ended up at a local restaurant for a late dinner and a few more cocktails. I closed out this evening relatively early, about 11:30pm, but with that said, I was catching an early flight the next day back to Kuala Lumpur and my man Jet Frichot was going to be waiting to assist with bringing 2010 in style!

Last night in Hanoi - on Hoan Kiem Lake

Hoi An - Zen and the art of bicycle maintenance

Mornings made easy are best resolved by early nights, but seriously, where is the fun in accomplishing that feat each and every day? It’s like getting an award for participation of recognition for attendance, ‘thanks dude, you showed up!’. In any case, morning at the Nhi Nhi on this day was a little easier than the previous ones, which only translated into the fact that I was ‘soft’ the night before.

I’d resolved the day before that I’d get out to the beach today and just chill for the most part, drink, write in my journal and do not much generally. The only shame was that when I hit the streets on this morning Hoi An had decided to blanket itself with grey skies aplenty and leant towards weather more accustomed with late Autumn than anything akin to Summer. Still, sometimes half the battle is willing yourself to be optimistic, so I jumped onto my bike and headed east to the beach via a short stop at Tony’s to work on an evening ‘fitting session’.

Cua Dai beach is pleasantly long and once you remove yourself from the centre of activity, which is basically at the end of Cura Dai Rd, well, then you pretty much have the beach to yourself. I settled in at restaurant/hut #9 on the beach, positioning myself on a sunning chair looking out over the South China Sea, a few Blue Hawaiian cocktails in transit and a relaxed vibe that had already arrived well before making my entrance at #9. Whilst I had the intention of living life as a Middle Eastern prince for the afternoon an evil little tempest blew up off the sea relatively early in the piece and was accompanied by rain not too long after, blowing away my chances of being fed spring rolls and grapes by spritely Vietnamese teens. A shame really, it would have been such a great place to do not much at all for the day.

Blue Hawaiians on Cua Dai Beach

Cua Dai Beach - Looks like I 'owned' this area!

I decided to head back into town after my dreams were shattered by the temperamental Hoi An weather. Strangely, running along the same lines of thought as the evening before I wondered what my fate would be if the chain slipped kms from anywhere and I was required to call upon myself to actually fix something. Almost Zen like I had channelled into the moment because no more than a few mins after that thought had entered my conscious mind I was parked by the side of the road, bike flipped over and me doing my best to remember what the Vietnamese Mr Miyagi had shown me as the correct procedure for resurrecting a bike in the Ancient Town just the evening before. By some strange feat of skill, dexterity and a little memory recovery I somehow managed to slip the chain back onto the gears with my hands and hey, back in business, all greased up but still on the road.

Seeing as though my slight mishap occurred only a short distance from the My Son café l decided to stop in and get myself cleaned up a little. No sooner had I parked my bike across the road than I head Lilli call out and ask me to come over. As you may recall, Lilli and Judith were two of three girls that we had crashed the Karaoke Christmas party with a couple of nights earlier, so who was I not to be gentlemanly and not stop in to share a drink or several!?....and that’s exactly what I did, chatted for a while, enjoyed the company and surrounds, drinking my way into another afternoon.

Lilli and Judith suggested that we cruise into town and grab an ‘all you can eat style of baguette’ that they had located at a road side hawker a day or so earlier. Once again, like I was going to turn down an offer to accompany these two lovely ladies on their quest? I think not! So on their recommendation I ordered up a pork baguette with the works and I’ve got to say that it went down a treat. A fabulous mix of meat, salad and chilli! We then continued on down through the markets, walking alongside the Thu Bon river until we got to the Mango Rooms restaurant & café. We sat just inside the door in a kind of raised platform area that had comfortable cushions spread out on its floor and a wooden ‘low rider’ style table that of course had to be accompanied by the requisite slovenly lounging. It was fantastic to sit back and look out of the huge roadside windows out onto the Thu Bon, with drink in hand and just chat the afternoon away.

Some while later we parted company but did that ‘kind of’ agree to ‘meet up thing’ at the Before and Now bar sometime close to 10:30. You know what I mean, it’s like ‘well, if you don’t have something better to do’ and you give them the same answer, knowing full well that the best offer that you have is the one that’s currently on the table. With that in mind I rode on back to the hotel and got my gear together for the next day’s departure. I’d be flying back to Hanoi in the early evening the following day and thought it would be easier to get all my important items in order now so as to buy me a little additional time in Hoi An the next morning.

Later on in the evening I headed out to the River Lounge to have myself a little bit of dinner and relax on their ridiculously large day beds that doubled as patron seating. Aside from this place being a great place to hang out, listen to a bit of music and relax, it was a also a ridiculously cheap place to have a great dinner. I sat out on the balcony whilst having dinner which was a set menu, 3 small starters as an entrée (spring rolls, pumpkin soup and some other style of vegetarian rolls), chicken and rice as a main, crème bruleè as a finalè…the final result to the back pocket was 120,000VND or the equivalent of $10 AUD which also included two Manhattan’s!!!

Hoi An - shot from River Lounge

River Lounge - Hoi An

Entree's - River Lounge - Hoi An

Interior - River Lounge - Hoi An

Took the bike for a spin around town for a while after dinner but turned up at the old haunt, the Before and Now bar for a few. As good fortune and a little good planning would have it, Lilli, Judith and Jolene were already there and were in the need of some male company, again, like I was going to argue with that rationale.

Random street shot - Hoi An

As becomes the common game at this bar, you drink, chat, drink some more and end up destroying a few hours quite easily in the process. I’m sure at some point in the night the girls ordered a round of beers and I managed to hijack myself a daiquiri in the round – now picture that if you will, three beers and a daiquiri for the fruit that was trying to be all manly!? Lol, I certainly got paid out for that choice. In any case we ended up staying until closing which was about 2:30am, a couple of boys from Iowa and Jersey joining us for the action sometime towards the end of the night.

Before and Now Bar - Le Loi St - Hoi An

About the right odds - Befoe and Now Bar - Hoi An

Another great evening in Hoi An and yet another late night return to the Nhi Nhi – I’m sure the staff were happy to see my pretty face waking them up at 3am again!

Hoi An - Tranquillo

It was a now well understood and common complexity to our daily ritual...wake up... feel the rays of light on your face and commence coping with the hangover that ‘night before’ Elisher had kindly gifted to ‘next day’ Elisher. We struggled to make the breakfast table at the Nhi Nhi, a ritual that I would have gladly missed but for the disarmingly great Vietnamese coffee that was always on call by the time you took your seat. A couple of those, a little sweetened condensed milk and there you had it, the cure for any self inflicted ailment.

Interior of the Nhi Nhi Hotel - Hoi An

This was going to be Frichot’s last day in Hoi An before heading down south to Saigon in order to catch up with a few friends from his last visit. We decided that we’d take the bikes out for a while and travel down river and out of town in order to see what was on offer. Pushing along out of Hoi An, with the breezes at our backs, it was more than a gentle and comfortable ride on the flat roads that cut through mainly rice paddy fields and the occasional scattering of houses.

Taken from our morning ride

Morning ride from Hoi An

After riding out of town a few kms we turned 180 degrees and road back into the Ancient Town and onto one of the tailors that I’d done a little business with the day before after concluding my session with Tony. After trying on a few of the items and also checking in on the progress of the shorts that Jet had requested, we were asked to return in approximately an hour, easy resolution to that one, we were on our bikes and back exploring the surrounds. We essentially rode into the backwoods of Hoi An (check out the red dotted line on the map), riding mainly across rice fields and along dirt roads lined with tall palms. In the heat of the day and virtually in the middle of nowhere we stumbled upon ‘The Great’ café, essentially a couple of tables and chairs that were set up in someone’s backyard. We sat there happily as the owners children vied for our attention by showing of their toys. Now, I don’t know what went into the coffee that this lady made for me but it was one of the most wickedly heads spinning coffee’s that I’ve ever had. I think I had Frichot in stitches for a good view minutes with some of the comments I was coming out with – that coffee was Vietnamese country wild!

The blue line shows the morning ride out of town

The red line shows the afternoon spin that we took

We rode on back to the tailors a little over an hour later only to find that the shorts could not be made, well no problemo, off to the Now and Then bar for some drinks, lunch and the general feeling of tranquillity that comes from being in Hoi An.

Getting back to the hotel a few drinks to the good, Jet was in pack-up mode as he was getting ready to jump a flight from Da Nang to Saigon at 6pm that evening. We said our goodbyes and looked forward to catching up in KL for what would inevitably be a great NYE, of that I was already absolutely certain. Leaving Frichot to finish up at the Nhi Nhi, I rode back out to Tony the Tailor’s in order to go through a shirt/suit fitting. In one of those kind of serendipitous moments I had the odd thought of wondering what I’d actually do if the chain came off my bike and I found myself having to push it back to home base. As of course, as destiny and good fortune had it happen, I didn’t have to wait more than 5 mins to find out what that result would be. As I rode along one of the streets in the Ancient Town I pushed down on the pedal and then felt the other give, I knew straight away that the chain had come off, damn it, I was now left with the corpse of a bike. However, as the theme of ‘happy coincidences’ continued on this trip, I pulled up to the curb and parked my bike directly in front of an elderly Vietnamese man who just so happened to have a tool kit with him. He took hold of the bike, pulled out something from his tool kit and had the chain slipped back on in under 30 seconds – it was like riding around with your own personal bike mechanic on call. As he slipped the chain back onto the gears and kind of showed me the problem I took a mental note of the requirements…I didn’t want to be 5kms out of town having to push the damn thing back in that distance under any circumstance.

Making it to Tony’s a little later on, I checked in on what had been delivered thus far. The shirts were of course supreme, the jackets even better and the suits near perfect, only requiring minor adjustments, which would get completed overnight and be ready to roll the next day.

I rode around for a little while after that, stopping off at another bar in town and getting lost in a game of pool with the resident staff for a while. We were both crap and the game took forever to complete. I cruised around for a little longer but on this night didn’t really manage to find anything that appealed to me or where I could spent a little time on my own. In any case, after a few days of late nights/early mornings I decided to give myself a bit of a night off and called in early, somewhere about 11pm.

Lantern Central

Hoi An - Gettin' 'Messi'

You know, it’s pretty easy to live the good life in Vietnam on what we Westerners would regard as a ridiculously cheap budget. For example, $25 AUD a night will get a double room in a nice place, fairly central to anything that you’d like to see in your town of choice. If you’re hungry, well then drop $3 AUD and you won’t need to eat until the following day, and if you’re a bit of a pisshead, $10-$15 AUD will get you comfortably tanked!

 

What to say about Hoi An? Well this place definitely oozes charm and history. What once use to be a sleepy riverside village residing on the Thu Bhon river, occupied by early Western traders, has now turned into somewhat of a tourist town, full of hotels, bars and tailors…hundreds and hundreds of tailors. Anything you want, any clothing item you need, well they’ll measure you up and have you walking out of the store in your ‘made to measure’ suit by the close of play that day!

 

The town itself is said to have a distinctly Chinese atmosphere with low, roof tiled houses and narrow streets, the original structure of some places still remaining in tact. What also makes this place unique is the fact that the centre of town has been closed off to all motorised traffic, so all you need to dodge are errant bicyclists or rickshaw drivers, other than that, it’s pedestrian central and you’re free to roam at will. With that said, it was all these elements that initially captured my interest the last time I was here, and of course the fact that getting decent quality suits done for $60-$70 USD was simply a crime against reason. As I’ve said in early posts, it was on my last day trip here that I’d convinced myself that I’d be back in a hurry to get my wardrobe sorted out with some Vietnamese ‘suit style’ action, and hence today, 26-DEC-09, was to be the day that I kept that promise to myself.

 

After the late night or early morning of the day before, Jet decided to adopt a tack of self preservation and crashed out in the early morning whilst I hit Nguyen Duy Hieu street in search of the much recommended Tony the Tailor. The walk from the Nhi Nhi took me right across down and getting there was approximately a 20-25 min walk, it was the only time that I didn’t undertake the trip to Tony’s on a bike, which in turn would only ever take me all of 5-7mins in future. Walking into Tony’s premises really felt like you’d just dropped in at a friends place. I sat down, chatted, had myself a drink went through the types of fabric, patterns, etc and then ‘hey presto’, I’d locked myself into five tailor made shirts and two suits…there was more to come of course but for day one it wasn’t too bad a start.

Hoi An - from our room at the Nhi Nhi Hotel

 

Making my way back to the Nhi Nhi I encountered an ever recovering Frichot almost in the position to get himself moving to check out the down. After half a cup of HTFU we were out on our bikes and cruising the town for a bit of a look around. To tell you the truth, this just set the tempo for our day, we cruised around the Ancient Town of Hoi An, stopping in at a few places for a cocktail or two and then just pushed on to the next place to have another drink.

Hoi An - Ancient Town Centre

Japanese Bridge - Hoi An

Then when we’d completed a couple of rounds we rode up to Tran Hung Dao road, hung a right, and road the 5kms out of town to Cua Dai beach. The ride out to the beach was an absolute pleasure, just really cruisy and chilled out, which is exactly what you want a holiday to be. I just remember being particularly in the moment, enjoying the spectacular scenery and thinking that it’s the rare moments such as these that somehow make certain trips unforgettable. As we cruised down Trung Hung Dao Rd we passed a few bamboo bars that were built on platforms hovering above the river and I made a mental check to at least stop at one of them on our return leg.

Cua Dai Beach - Hoi An

Cua Dai Beach with Cham Island in the background - Hoi An

 

When we got to Cua Dai beach we pulled up one of the many deck chairs that were on offer, got ourselves a couple of drinks and looked out over the South China Sea on what was just a fantastic afternoon in the sun. Watching the world go by, listening to the pounding of the waves and enjoying the sun on our faces I think both Jet and I crashed out for an hour or so before we realised that the afternoon sun was dropping away fairly quickly and with it so too was the temperature. On our cycle back into town we stopped at the My Son café on the river just to take in the remains of the day and to enjoy the last rays of light before trying to nut out where we’d be drinking for the evening.

Riding back to town

Riverside cafe - Hoi An

My Son Cafe - Hoi An

 

On this night we pulled up at Thien Than’s restaurant, aka Messi’s bar, which was the last bar situated on Nha Hang St, an area located across the bridge and directly opposite the Ancient Town. This one was Frichot’s call, I think he was enticed by the music and the dark and dingy vibe of Messi’s. What we came to realise pretty quickly was that senor Messi was in the business of selling a potent mix of vodka, Red Bull, Sprite and some other random spirit, all mixed into a huge class bucket. This necessary evil, known now as the infamous Messi bucket, was a whole 50,000 VND burn to the back pocket, which essentially translated as $3AUD….ouch??? Enough to do your head in of course and enough to get you damn messy after a couple. As the night progressed, we drank, we ordered food, we drank some more and Jet hardened the hell up by taking a few more Messi’s down.

Hoi An

Hoi An

 

A little while into the evening we started chatting to a pretty cool couple Melbourne, Nick and Nadia. I don’t know how but Jet had somehow spotted the two of them on the road earlier in the day when we were on the ride out to the beach and then went on to recount in quite some detail everything he had remembered of their sighting! Of course, this amazed the both of them but the truth of the matter was that Nadia was a bit of a hottie and I’m sure Frichot found all the details of that sighting far easier to remember that some other random adventurers we’d passed that day. In any case, it was Nick’s birthday this evening and they were in the last few hours of their stay in Hoi An, so how else to celebrate such an auspicious occasion? Messi buckets all round!!!

Frichot - 'Gettin Messi'

De Niro - 'Gettin Messi'

Everyone 'Gettin Messi'!!!

 

Frichot and I ended up staying for a little while longer, somehow got stuck into a conversation with a couple of girls, one being from Ontario, Can, and the other from Scotland. I was kind of into the Canadian chick but unfortunately she turned out to be more than a little flakey, and not particularly interested in me after a few drinks. Never to be denied by the fantastic affects of alcohol and realising that Messi’s was turning into a little bit of a ‘lights out event’ in a monastery, we decided that drinking and riding was the thing to do and that there ‘MUST’ be some type of cool beach party cranking down on Cua Dai beach, or so the rumour around town had us believing. So how about a 5km ride out to the beach when you’re half totalled? Sure, sounds like a reasonable thing to do, why the hell not!?

 

Really not sure how we managed to stay on the bikes and in turn find our way out to the beach but we got there at sometime close to about 1:30am. The only problem with that was that there was no beach party to be seen anywhere, and none to be heard either. Still, I think one of my favourite parts of the trip happened at that point, we both just walked out onto the beach and stood at the waters edge, looking up at the stars, listening to the waves roll in and eyeing off the lights of Da Nang in the distance (approx 30kms up the beach). It was peaceful and it just gave me a moment to reminisce generally – again, one of those special moments that you take a mental photo of and carry with you for the rest of your life.

 

Realising that the ‘beach party’ ended up being a dud invite, we figured that we needed to try and make our way back into town again – so the return leg, 5kms back. About half the way in we past a group of Vietnamese teens doing shots with their locally concocted ‘whatever the hell it was’, and with all the bravado and naivety that alcoholic exuberance brings, we decided to stop and check things out. We walked on over and surprisingly the guys were pretty cool, happily plying us with their evil roadside Hoi An speciality and then also proudly showing us their three cigarette burns on their right arms in the form of a particularly haphazard triangle, signifying that they were part of a Hoi An crew. Apparently this ‘gang’ was hardcore and was into a bit of scarification.

 

Quietly surviving the grasps of the disillusioned Hoi An youth, we rode on back to Messi’s and ended up rocking up there somewhere between 2:30am and 3:00am. The Scottish girl that we chatted to earlier was still there and the flake from Ontario was somewhere out with Mr Messi discussing who knows what or doing whatever they thought was appropriate on that night. Of course we had a couple of more drinks to assist us with recovering from a 10km night ride and then headed back to base camp somewhere around 3:30 or so. Another fantastic day/night under our belts and another reason to wake up the night staff at the Nhi Nhi on our valiant and glorious return from evening escapades in Hoi An.

Hoi An - 'Hoi An idol'

We ticked over the barrier to Christmas approximately an hour or so out of Hanoi. For a long while prior to making our ride south I had thought we’d be walking the Hanoi streets endlessly in search of accommodation rather than taking the re-unified A-train south to Hoi An. With great skill and fortune however Frichot and I had managed to make the Hanoi terminal and even found our way to the train. We had acquired a four berth cabin which we shared with a couple from Singapore and were ready to make out way.

Hanoi Railway Station - We made it, just!

The cabin was fairly basic, a mid size mattress, sheet, cover and pillow. Not the most comfortable bedding that you’d ever come across but enough to get you through the night. What provided more of a hassle was the driver’s inability to keep any sort of constant speed, it was speed up, brake, speed up and brake. Unfortunately that kept most of the occupants of cabin 9B in that hazy state of elucidation, and yes, if you think it’s a contradiction in terms then that’s because it’s meant to be.

All aboard - Frichot on the reunifcation ride

Sunrise on Christmas morning brought with it endless views of rice fields, scattered villages and the odd medium sized town. At about 10:30 or so we stopped in Hue, located in central Vietnam (about 650kms from Hanoi and 1100kms from Saigon). It was the formal Imperial capital of Vietnam and is now recognised as a UNESCO World Heritage site for its great sprawling complex of temples, pavilions, moats, gates and walls. Unfortunately it wasn’t in our plan to have a look around the place, so I guess this just gives me another reason to make a return to Vietnam someday in the near future.

About 30 mins out of Hue we encountered some of the most spectacular scenery of the journey thus far (well, that we were able to see in any case). As the train snaked it’s way along the coast line the surrounds got more and more mountainous, with much of the coastline having these hills/mountains just drop straight into the sea. A lot of the journey from this point down to Da Nang had similarities with the Great Ocean Rd drive, particularly the area past Apollo Bay to the Twelve Apostles. Really, just very picturesque, scenic and in some parts quite dramatic. It felt as though the closer we got to Da Nang the more impressive the scenery was.

View heading south, 15 mins out of Hue

Hue to Da Nang

Hue to Da Nang

Hue to Da Nang

A little over 13hours after pulling out of Hanoi the night before we arrived in Da Nang, 1:02pm on the scoreboard, a whole two mins behind the scheduled time. Who says these Communists aren’t efficient and effective? In fact I’d hazard a guess and say that my watch was the one being a little inconsistent and running ahead of time. Frichot and I jumped off the train and into the waiting arms of friendly Da Nang taxi driver who was more than happy to driver us around to get some cash exchanged and then took us the 40kms down south to Hoi An.

So the question, why Hoi An? Well, the answer goes a little something like this. A few years back whilst travelling in this same with Jason we had made a day trip down to Hoi An to check out the town and witness what all the hype was about regarding ‘tailor made’ clothing and all it’s related possibilities. What we found, aside from a town literally full of tailors was a quaint, charming place that was also a hub for various forms of arts, crafts, restaurants and bars etc. It was after that day that I’d decided that in the next few years I’d come back and spend several days here just exploring the town and getting some clothes made. So here I was, keeping the promise that I’d made to myself nearly two years ago to the day.

Our place of residence in Hoi An was to be the Nhi Nhi hotel, a small place located about 800mtrs or so from the famous Japanese bridge, which can be regarded as being the western entrance to the centre of the town. After settling into our new residence and chilling out for a couple of hours we walked into town to have a bit of a look around. Jet ‘obviously’ jumped at the opportunity to deck out his wardrobe for the upcoming season and threw himself into a Hanoi t-shirt frenzy, admittedly there were a few cool purchases that he made. After walking around for a bit longer we settled in to have dinner at a place called the Secret Garden, a place where the name is very much inline with actual difficulty related to finding the place. I’d sighted this as a possible dining ‘experience’ via the font of all travel knowledge, TripAdvisor, but when we asked the locals what the deal was with this place and where it was, nobody seemed to know. It was only a freakish sighting of an errant Secret Garden sign on Le Loi lane, which runs off Le Loi street, that pointed the way home for us.

Aesthetically this place was really nice, a quaint, lush and well maintained garden, hidden away and well back from the main streets of Hoi An. It was quiet and quite serene in part, although the food and service were no match for the surrounds. That’s not to say that it was bad, just that it could only be considered to be average in relation to both the price paid and the value for money that you received in many other places in Hoi An – which we were also about to discover.

Hoi An at dusk

After dinner we headed to a bar that had caught our attention whilst walking along Le Loi street, The Now and Then Bar. What caught my attention was a huge painting of Bono in a Superman costume, lol, it was freakin’ awesome! So much so that I had to ask how much the painting was to buy, just out of personal interest, the price came back as $2000USD. I considered for a few seconds but yeah, where exactly was I going to put the damn thing? In any case Frichot and I settled in nicely to the Now & Then, taking down many a solid cocktail, something in the five to six ballpark, until the warm cheery feeling took over and we realised that if we kept going at this pace then we’d be hitting the Hoi An canvass quite early in the piece.

'SupeBono' at the Now & Then Bar - Hoi An - it was only $2000USD...I thought about it!

Back at the Nhi Nhi, feeling a little refreshed and reborn after a couple of drinks, we decided that for tonight we were wanting to ‘own’ this town Karaoke style. There appeared to be quite a few places in the local area that were willing to provide an ‘authentic’ Karaoke experience, which unfortunately on closer inspection and investigation also meant that you would have to get your groove on in Vietnamese. Not knowing the language and not really ‘feelin’ the Vietnamese grooves meant that we were kicked out of most of the Karaoke bars in town, like the true Aussie outcasts that we were. Walking into town and letting our intuition guide, we crossed over the canal relatively close to the Japanese bridge….and then we heard it….the God awful sound of some poor tortured Vietnamese soul belting out a home grown classic for all the town to hear. We stood for a few seconds and tried to get our head around whether this was some type of sanctioned public display of humiliation that was required as form of punishment in accordance to Hoi An customer and law, or, if maybe…maybe…this was a party gone wrong and perhaps a little wild. In those moments every fibre of my being said ‘run’, but Frichot, giving the dulcet sounds of this poor pauper more respect than it deserved, prompted me to walk up the street 50mtrs in order to check out where the carnage was coming from. So we did.

Standing in the street in front of the newly found Karaoke Gone Wrong destination I was a bit apprehensive. Basically all it was a large shopfront that had been emptied but that now was filled with slightly tanked Vietnamese, having a bit of a buffet deal and trying to get their voices to cope with the Kenny Loggins classic, Highway to the Danger Zone…but as always, Frichot, with his faux MJ moves and his flowing golden hair, attracted all the attention and got us the golden pass into this Karaoke madness. It was only later in the evening that we discovered that this was a staff Christmas party that we had bombed, but really, once they started handing out free beers then who were we to be asking the cutting questions. Once ‘Hey Jude’ made its way onto the play list Frichot and I were up and completely in bastardisation mode. Well, perhaps it wasn’t that bad, and as they say, admitting your Karaoke flaws is kind of like admitting that you have an ugly baby – you can see it, it’s there but it hurts to be so honest. Never the less, as we were later to find out, it was actually our strained notes and our familiar English voices that managed to drag in our very cool and attractive Afrikaan friends – who said that karaoke doesn’t work for you?

Frichot - Christmas Karaoke - Hoi An

Christmas Karaoke with our new friends - Hoi An

After some more musical abuse and me trying to land a solid version of Living on a Prayer (it was awesome Check out the link HERE - Elisher kills Bon Jovi), plus another few beers, we landed out on the street, myself, Jet, Lilli, Judith, Jolene and some random French guy (who knows where he came from?), but there we had it, a classic b-ball game of three on three – ‘game on boys, there’s no rules now’.

Surprisingly we found the Now and Then bar still open so that’s where we were able to take up residence for the many hours of drinking that were about to land on our doorstep. We all chatted away happily and it was good fun, kind of strange how each of us paired up but chatting with Lilli was pretty cool and her accent was dynamite…what can you do, I have a thing for accents that aren’t Australian! Hours later, even though my memory towards the end of the night is a little skewed, I know that we ended pulling up stumps at the bar at around 3am, which aligned with closing. In any case Mr Frichot and I said our goodbyes and wondered back to the Nhi Nhi where of course we had to wake the night staff camped at the door to let us in…much like Hanoi really, different town but the same result!