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Monday, February 12, 2018

USA / Belize - Who says you can't go home tour?

USA / Belize
12 February - 11 March 2018



Who says you can't go home?

There's only one place they call me one of their own
Just a hometown boy born a rolling stone

Who says you can't go home?

Who says you can't go back?

I been all around the world and as a matter of fact

There's only one place left I wanna go
Who says you can't go home?

                                                                                                                   Bon Jovi


It took all of three years to figure out that where we needed to be was where I started. Sometimes what you think you know, and what you believe others know don't align, that misalignment meant that coming back to Australia was both justified and required.

Typical for Inga and I, we didn't take the direct route back to Australia, of course we didn't! Where would the fun be in taking a simple 22hr flight from point to point?

We made the decision to go via the US, throwing in a few stops there and also a little escape to Caye Caulker, Belize, one of the highlights on our tour of Central America.

...so bring us home

Friday, January 5, 2018

Warsaw (Poland) - Here we go again

WARSAW (Poland)
05 January - 06 January 2018


Here we were yet again, back in good 'ole Warsaw. That stimulating stop between Belgrade and Riga that has become our go to for all things protein related.

As I have said in previous entries, Warsaw is not a bad city. It's ok, in fact, it can be good, just that it's not dynamic, not stimulating and doesn't sparkle like a lot of other cities might.

In any case, considering where we were heading after Riga, on this occasion it would be fair to say that this Warsaw visit might be our last for quite some time.

Warsaw, you have been the perfect host. Perfectly nice, decent and cordial. You'll eternally be in the Friends Zone for us, but admittedly we weren't looking to get into any long term relationship with you. 

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates) - All is quiet on New Year's Day

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ABU DHABI (United Arab Emirates)
01 January - 03 January 2018

Still feeling a little deflated from the NYE debacle, we made drove back down to Abu Dhabi and checked into the palatial Anantara Eastern Mangroves resort. Without question, the Anantara group know how to put together a fantastic hotel in an as equally stunning location, this was no exception.

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates


Equally wealthy is comparison to Dubai, striving to be as contemporary, if not as garish as its neighbour, it still has its eye on rapid transformation but in a style that is less high paced than Dubai. Whilst only 90kms apart, their styles and methodology is still different and distinct. Dubai has formed and continues to form its identity via the ‘go big or go home’ adage whilst Abu Dhabi, is still more rooted in tradition and is more culturally connected.

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates


Our stay in Abu Dhabi was almost exclusively within the resort, which was perfectly fine. All we wanted to do was access the pool, get some soon, have some cocktails and smoke some shisha. The resort allowed us to do this whilst also providing an exceptional backdrop. Everyone was a winner.

Monday, January 1, 2018

Dubai (United Arab Emirates) - Dark side of the moon

DUBAI (United Arab Emirates)
30 December 2017 - 01 January 2018


We wanted to end this year on an epic high, we wanted it to be big, we wanted a show that was iconic, in the class of Sydney, Rio de Janeiro or New York.

Dubai - United Arab Emirates

Dubai - United Arab Emirates


After bringing in 2017 with an absolute whimper we committed to lighting a bonfire under the start of 2018 and identified Dubai as being the centre of all things grandiose. This city is the Texas of the middle east, in fact, its extravagant and outlandish in all that it does that everything that's oversized about Texas could in fact be encapsulated within this 'city on steroids'.

I'd seen the NYE fireworks from Dubai in previous years. With their world class locations such as The Atlantis on Palm Island,  The Burj al Arab and the Burj Khalifa, to me it felt as though Dubai was blowing itself up every NYE...thus the need for massive reconstruction during the year.

NYE traffic - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


Even when you read the write-ups regarding how magnificent the displays are what you get consistently are descriptions such as this;

BURJ KHALIFA FIREWORKS



In Dubai, New Year’s Eve and fireworks are pretty much synonymous. The city is known for hosting a magnificent display of lights every year that attracts hundreds of thousands of spectators around the world. This year won’t be any different, with an extravagant pyrotechnic show at Burj Khalifa and water-music dance at the Dubai Fountain.


Burj Khalifa & The Dubai Fountain
You can’t imagine a better view of Dubai’s most awe-inspiring New Year’s Eve celebration than from the very footsteps of Burj Khalifa. Thousands gather along the waterfront of the Dubai Fountain to catch the spectacular light and water show at midnight, so make sure to get a head start. Arrive as early as 6pm to avoid traffic and grab a top spot. Or, book a table at one of the famous restaurants lining the waterfront by The Dubai Mall to guarantee yourself a good seat. Plan ahead as roads and access to the Downtown area will be restricted on the night for crowd control.
Doesn't that sound like its the place to be!?!
After researching a few locations for a great meal, entertaining and spectacular views, I located the iKandy Ultralounge at the Shangri La Hotel.
Now the Shangri La we knew well, we actually stayed there a few nights whilst on our honeymoon some 6 months earlier. We also knew the iKandy Ultralounge to be a funky, cool, outdoor lounge that had direct views to the Burj Khalifa. The idea in itself seemed perfect. A great setting, a fantastic dinner, bottomless champagne & shisha without the hassle of being amongst the masses that would inevitably inhabit the area around Dubai Mall and Dubai fountain.
Once I'd zeroed in on the location getting us there was easy. This was set to be a monster of a NYE, guaranteed.

iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

Arriving on the 30th we actually flew into Abu Dhabi before driving up to Dubai and making our way to a hotel only a block or so from the Shangri La. As you can imagine, it seems that everywhere around the world NYE prices for a standard room involve an immediate tripling of standard rates and a request for a three (3) night minimum stay.

iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

Needless to say, all was forgotten when the 31st rolled around, and this time, Inga and I were ready. We were set for what was inevitably going to be an amazing night.
We took the 5-7 min walk down to the Shangri La, all ready to enter the iKandy Ultralounge stratosphere. And hey, didn't the crew at iKandy deliver. It was just as they had advertised, funky, cool, exclusive and in many way quite private. Small tables had been set up around the lounge and pool area. Inga and I actually had a fairly secluded area on one side of the pool with a direct view to the stage and with the wonderfully regal Burj Khalifa behind us, it felt like we had one of the best views in Dubai for the evening.

iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates
How good did the place look!
How good did we look!!


iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

With the party in full swing, the champagne was flowing, the food was abundant and the shisha was the guilty pleasure that just topped off a fantastic event. Everything seemed to be going perfectly, I mean what can be better than an NYE that you don't really need to think about. I'm sure all of us have experienced those nights where we'd built up these unrealistic expectations, only to be let down by the location, by friends, family, whatever it may have been. This on the other hand was going much better than either of us had planned.

Eyes on the Burj Khalifa!!! iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


The food was superb - iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates
And just like that, the night melted away

As the remaining time on the year that was 2017 dwindled and we inched closer to 2018, the small gathering at iKandy assembled itself around the pool area and cast their eyes in anticipation towards the Burj Khalifa, waiting for the inevitable explosion of colour that would bring in the New Year of 2018.
Then in a somewhat impromptu countdown that someone around us initiated we got into the final 10 seconds, '10, 9, 8....3, 2, 1'
All eyes locked on the Burj Khalifa..........

All eyes locked on the Burj Khalifa

All eyes still locked on the FREAKIN' BURJ KHALIFA

Hey, BURJ KHALIFA, SHOW TIME!!!!

No reaction from the Burj Khalifa. There were a few floodlights crisscrossing each other but something had gone wrong here...and then the whispers commenced. From somewhere I heard 'something' about no fireworks this year.
What do you mean no fireworks? That's like Santa forgetting to deliver presents! That's like being single on Valentine's Day or running out of Malbec in Buenos Aires!
I needed clarification, I needed to find out what the hell was going on.
I pulled one of the staff aside and asked them what the deal was, his response, 'Oh yes, for safety reasons this year we have a light show, apparently its very good'.
Huh, 'apparently its very good',  well maybe that might be the case, the only issue is that we're on the wrong side of the 'pretty good' light show.  We couldn't see ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!
Inga was looking at me and all she could say was 'Henry, do something'
But this one was too big, I had nothing active in my ready bag of tricks.
DUBAI you MOFO! Seriously, of all THE years, this is the one to play up to your SAFETY CONCERNS!!!
...And so our night of magnificence, of monumental glory, fell the same way as our NYE in Belgrade, petering out to a whimper, nothing more than a forgotten puff in the night sky. 2018 had arrived and our mood had been halved and then halved again,
We felt cheated, we felt unfairly done by.
And so we walked back to our hotel, disgruntled, vanquished and trampled.

postscript
I did get in touch with the Shangri La for falsely advertising their event and the 'view of the fireworks' when they knew that for this year it would not be happening. The fact that their staff were completely aware of this meant that they were not caught unaware and thus advertised falsely.
For calling them out on the false advertising I received two nights complimentary accommodation, a meal at iKandy and a bottle of wine. It took more than 18 months to be able to take them up on the offer but it's going to be happening, 11th & 12th of September, 2019. Watch this space.


Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Cape Town (South Africa) - The surprise packet

CAPE TOWN (South Africa)
12 December  - 13 December 2017

South Africa is not Argentina, but it didn't have to be.


South Africa did however become our surprise packet.

As a completely unlikely occurrence, a destination conjured up out of inspired inquisitiveness, we were fortunate enough to discover a remarkable country. A place with so much beauty, with an abundance of everything you could possibly want. I can only imagine that it's due to its geographic isolation that this country is not being raved about in the manner that I believe it should.

Likewise, Cape Town has it in spades. A city of stunning beauty, it engages you from the get go. There's so much here to like, so many ways that you can take part in what the city has to offer, from the outdoors, to nightlife, cultural attractions, sporting pursuits, etc. The city is captivating, dynamic and engaging.

Thank you Cape Town, thank you South Africa, we won't forget you in a hurry.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Mbabne (Eswatini, formerly Swaziland) - We've got you surrounded

MBABNE (Eswatini, formerly Swaziland)
11 December - 12 December 2017

When we arrived in Eswatini it was known as Swaziland, so in actual fact, we went to Swaziland. Why you ask?

Because we could!

A 3.5hr drive east of Johannesburg and you arrive at the frontier of a relatively unknown landlocked country, Eswatini. Being a British protectorate for a number of years, it regained its independence in 1968.  Knowing absolutely nothing about the country we thought that we might as well go find out a little bit about it on our own.

Literally the only photo we took of Mbabne - Eswatini 
This was taken near our hotel, so practically this photo is meaningless.


As a city, in all honesty, Mbabne is highly unremarkable. With a population just under 95,000 it would rank 20th on the list of largest cities in Australia, if of course it could be included on that list, but hey, anything can happen these days. With Australia in its 5th year in Eurovision and Japan constantly playing in the Copa America, why can't we adopt little Mbabne as our very own!? If we did it would nicelty sit between Bendigo (97,000) and Albury-Wadonga (91,000). Something to think about (or not).

Sitting on the Mbabne river and supported by the Mdzimba mountains, what Mbabne lacks in lustre and spark it kind of makes up for in aesthetic beauty. The mountains surrounding the town are quite appealing and I could easily imagine undertaking a few hikes in the area, with a bit more time to spare of course.

Still, Mbabne in Eswatini, whilst you're nothing more than an also-ran in the endless list of cities and towns on this planet, you are in fact a capital city, and that in itself can distinguish you into an elite group. Not even New York, Sydney or Rio de Janeiro can claim that.


Sunday, December 10, 2017

Johannesburg (South Africa) - Administrative purposes

JOHANNESBURG (South Africa)
10 December - 11 December 2017

Back in Johannesburg for the night and not a lot to write home about other than another visit to Emperor's Palace Casino as that's where we located a Hooter's in Johannesburg. Why Hooter's? Well, Inga likes the curly fries there and I like their Cadillac margaritas, so why not!?