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Monday, February 12, 2018

Bologna (Italy) - Two turntables and a microphone

BOLOGNA (Italy)
12 February - 13 February 2018

Flying in from opposite sides of Europe, Inga from Riga and me from Belgrade, we converged on our coordinated arrival destination of Milan, and it was the definition of impeccable timing. If you knew both Inga and myself however you’d know that we are both sticklers for time. Assuming no crazy cosmic interruption we will be at a destination to the minute of asking. Now, this introduces my major bugbear, the cause of constant irritation for me, but somehow, the cause of mild amusement to others – how it is, that if people organise a time to meet and it was consensual, then how can it ever be a choice to be late? A choice to be late automatically is a sign of disrespect, and to be late constantly just shows a complete disregard for the other person, and yet, I have great friends that do this constantly. Not you Janelle, not now, you’re much better these days, so this isn’t directed at you JJ!


Milan Malpensa airport - Italy
This is Inga letting me know that she had arrived, and also, letting me know that I'd been 'busted' too. The Air Serbia flight gave it away... No escaping that woman! :)


My wife is never late, I’m never late. That’s an understanding we have and will always maintain. That’s the end of that rant.

Arriving with Winter jackets, luggage aplenty, our lives, our nomadic lives, were confined to a few pieces of luggage 76cms * 48 cms.  Not that I was concerned about that other than the troubles I anticipated for it to cause us on the domestic flights through the US. A discussion we’ll get to later.


Milan Malpensa airport - Italy


It was a 3hr drive from Milan to Bologna where we were booked into the Hotel Maggiore, a reasonable hotel located a little bit outside of the centre. Probably a small fault on my side as we didn’t get to see the centre at all and by all reports Bologna is regarded as one of Italy’s best looking cities, a medieval design, filled with a jumble of red brick, tiled roofs and balconies that radiate out from its central square. With that said, had we have had the internal fortitude we could have gone for a little walk to the centre but both of us had been so beaten by our respective early morning starts that sleep was our primary need that afternoon..

Still, the Hotel Maggiore had a trick up its sleeve and that was found at their bar. The barman, come receptionist, come security guard, come everything else was not however an expert in Negroni making. He was very nice, and trustworthy, allowing us to talk him through how to make them, meaning, that his liberal pours were breathtaking in terms of the final result. He was a Negroni making LEGEND in every manner of speaking from our perspective. His novice hands were just what we needed to support our desired afternoon buzz before heading out to Unipol Arena.


Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy

Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy

Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy


This Metallica Tour, Worldwired, was the same tour that we had seen before in Mexico City, almost a year early, and in fact, will be the same tour that they’ll be bringing to Australia in October 2019, where of course Inga and I will be seeing them again. Tour the World with Metallica, it’s a blast.


Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy

Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy

Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy


Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy

Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy

Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy

Metallica - Worldwired tour - Unipol Arena - Casalecchio di Reno - Bologna - Italy


The Unipol Arena in Casalecchio di Reno, just outside of Bologna, is just an average venue, in the vicinity of 10,000-12,000, nothing like the 60,000 monster in Mexico City. Not that it really makes that much of a difference, other than defining the atmosphere, but once Metallica started we managed to push right up against the stage. This is something I need to thank Inga for, its really her thing to get as close as possible to the band playing, and whilst I enjoy it myself usually I require a bit of impetus to get in amongst it.

A decent night in all and a brilliant way to start the journey back home.

As per previous concerts that I’ve outlined, here’s the set-list for that night.

Performer: Metallica
Tour: Worldwired

USA / Belize - Who says you can't go home tour?

USA / Belize
12 February - 11 March 2018



Who says you can't go home?

There's only one place they call me one of their own
Just a hometown boy born a rolling stone

Who says you can't go home?

Who says you can't go back?

I been all around the world and as a matter of fact

There's only one place left I wanna go
Who says you can't go home?

                                                                                                                   Bon Jovi


It took all of three years to figure out that where we needed to be was where I started. Sometimes what you think you know, and what you believe others know don't align, that misalignment meant that coming back to Australia was both justified and required.

Typical for Inga and I, we didn't take the direct route back to Australia, of course we didn't! Where would the fun be in taking a simple 22hr flight from point to point?

We made the decision to go via the US, throwing in a few stops there and also a little escape to Caye Caulker, Belize, one of the highlights on our tour of Central America.

...so bring us home

Friday, January 5, 2018

Warsaw (Poland) - Here we go again

WARSAW (Poland)
05 January - 06 January 2018


Here we were yet again, back in good 'ole Warsaw. That stimulating stop between Belgrade and Riga that has become our go to for all things protein related.

As I have said in previous entries, Warsaw is not a bad city. It's ok, in fact, it can be good, just that it's not dynamic, not stimulating and doesn't sparkle like a lot of other cities might.

In any case, considering where we were heading after Riga, on this occasion it would be fair to say that this Warsaw visit might be our last for quite some time.

Warsaw, you have been the perfect host. Perfectly nice, decent and cordial. You'll eternally be in the Friends Zone for us, but admittedly we weren't looking to get into any long term relationship with you. 

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates) - All is quiet on New Year's Day

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ABU DHABI (United Arab Emirates)
01 January - 03 January 2018

Still feeling a little deflated from the NYE debacle, we made drove back down to Abu Dhabi and checked into the palatial Anantara Eastern Mangroves resort. Without question, the Anantara group know how to put together a fantastic hotel in an as equally stunning location, this was no exception.

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates


Equally wealthy is comparison to Dubai, striving to be as contemporary, if not as garish as its neighbour, it still has its eye on rapid transformation but in a style that is less high paced than Dubai. Whilst only 90kms apart, their styles and methodology is still different and distinct. Dubai has formed and continues to form its identity via the ‘go big or go home’ adage whilst Abu Dhabi, is still more rooted in tradition and is more culturally connected.

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates

Anantara Eastern Mangroves Resort - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates


Our stay in Abu Dhabi was almost exclusively within the resort, which was perfectly fine. All we wanted to do was access the pool, get some soon, have some cocktails and smoke some shisha. The resort allowed us to do this whilst also providing an exceptional backdrop. Everyone was a winner.

Monday, January 1, 2018

Dubai (United Arab Emirates) - Dark side of the moon

DUBAI (United Arab Emirates)
30 December 2017 - 01 January 2018


We wanted to end this year on an epic high, we wanted it to be big, we wanted a show that was iconic, in the class of Sydney, Rio de Janeiro or New York.

Dubai - United Arab Emirates

Dubai - United Arab Emirates


After bringing in 2017 with an absolute whimper we committed to lighting a bonfire under the start of 2018 and identified Dubai as being the centre of all things grandiose. This city is the Texas of the middle east, in fact, its extravagant and outlandish in all that it does that everything that's oversized about Texas could in fact be encapsulated within this 'city on steroids'.

I'd seen the NYE fireworks from Dubai in previous years. With their world class locations such as The Atlantis on Palm Island,  The Burj al Arab and the Burj Khalifa, to me it felt as though Dubai was blowing itself up every NYE...thus the need for massive reconstruction during the year.

NYE traffic - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


Even when you read the write-ups regarding how magnificent the displays are what you get consistently are descriptions such as this;

BURJ KHALIFA FIREWORKS



In Dubai, New Year’s Eve and fireworks are pretty much synonymous. The city is known for hosting a magnificent display of lights every year that attracts hundreds of thousands of spectators around the world. This year won’t be any different, with an extravagant pyrotechnic show at Burj Khalifa and water-music dance at the Dubai Fountain.


Burj Khalifa & The Dubai Fountain
You can’t imagine a better view of Dubai’s most awe-inspiring New Year’s Eve celebration than from the very footsteps of Burj Khalifa. Thousands gather along the waterfront of the Dubai Fountain to catch the spectacular light and water show at midnight, so make sure to get a head start. Arrive as early as 6pm to avoid traffic and grab a top spot. Or, book a table at one of the famous restaurants lining the waterfront by The Dubai Mall to guarantee yourself a good seat. Plan ahead as roads and access to the Downtown area will be restricted on the night for crowd control.
Doesn't that sound like its the place to be!?!
After researching a few locations for a great meal, entertaining and spectacular views, I located the iKandy Ultralounge at the Shangri La Hotel.
Now the Shangri La we knew well, we actually stayed there a few nights whilst on our honeymoon some 6 months earlier. We also knew the iKandy Ultralounge to be a funky, cool, outdoor lounge that had direct views to the Burj Khalifa. The idea in itself seemed perfect. A great setting, a fantastic dinner, bottomless champagne & shisha without the hassle of being amongst the masses that would inevitably inhabit the area around Dubai Mall and Dubai fountain.
Once I'd zeroed in on the location getting us there was easy. This was set to be a monster of a NYE, guaranteed.

iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

Arriving on the 30th we actually flew into Abu Dhabi before driving up to Dubai and making our way to a hotel only a block or so from the Shangri La. As you can imagine, it seems that everywhere around the world NYE prices for a standard room involve an immediate tripling of standard rates and a request for a three (3) night minimum stay.

iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

Needless to say, all was forgotten when the 31st rolled around, and this time, Inga and I were ready. We were set for what was inevitably going to be an amazing night.
We took the 5-7 min walk down to the Shangri La, all ready to enter the iKandy Ultralounge stratosphere. And hey, didn't the crew at iKandy deliver. It was just as they had advertised, funky, cool, exclusive and in many way quite private. Small tables had been set up around the lounge and pool area. Inga and I actually had a fairly secluded area on one side of the pool with a direct view to the stage and with the wonderfully regal Burj Khalifa behind us, it felt like we had one of the best views in Dubai for the evening.

iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates
How good did the place look!
How good did we look!!


iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

With the party in full swing, the champagne was flowing, the food was abundant and the shisha was the guilty pleasure that just topped off a fantastic event. Everything seemed to be going perfectly, I mean what can be better than an NYE that you don't really need to think about. I'm sure all of us have experienced those nights where we'd built up these unrealistic expectations, only to be let down by the location, by friends, family, whatever it may have been. This on the other hand was going much better than either of us had planned.

Eyes on the Burj Khalifa!!! iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


The food was superb - iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates


iKandy Ultralounge - Shangri La Hotel - Dubai - United Arab Emirates
And just like that, the night melted away

As the remaining time on the year that was 2017 dwindled and we inched closer to 2018, the small gathering at iKandy assembled itself around the pool area and cast their eyes in anticipation towards the Burj Khalifa, waiting for the inevitable explosion of colour that would bring in the New Year of 2018.
Then in a somewhat impromptu countdown that someone around us initiated we got into the final 10 seconds, '10, 9, 8....3, 2, 1'
All eyes locked on the Burj Khalifa..........

All eyes locked on the Burj Khalifa

All eyes still locked on the FREAKIN' BURJ KHALIFA

Hey, BURJ KHALIFA, SHOW TIME!!!!

No reaction from the Burj Khalifa. There were a few floodlights crisscrossing each other but something had gone wrong here...and then the whispers commenced. From somewhere I heard 'something' about no fireworks this year.
What do you mean no fireworks? That's like Santa forgetting to deliver presents! That's like being single on Valentine's Day or running out of Malbec in Buenos Aires!
I needed clarification, I needed to find out what the hell was going on.
I pulled one of the staff aside and asked them what the deal was, his response, 'Oh yes, for safety reasons this year we have a light show, apparently its very good'.
Huh, 'apparently its very good',  well maybe that might be the case, the only issue is that we're on the wrong side of the 'pretty good' light show.  We couldn't see ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!
Inga was looking at me and all she could say was 'Henry, do something'
But this one was too big, I had nothing active in my ready bag of tricks.
DUBAI you MOFO! Seriously, of all THE years, this is the one to play up to your SAFETY CONCERNS!!!
...And so our night of magnificence, of monumental glory, fell the same way as our NYE in Belgrade, petering out to a whimper, nothing more than a forgotten puff in the night sky. 2018 had arrived and our mood had been halved and then halved again,
We felt cheated, we felt unfairly done by.
And so we walked back to our hotel, disgruntled, vanquished and trampled.

postscript
I did get in touch with the Shangri La for falsely advertising their event and the 'view of the fireworks' when they knew that for this year it would not be happening. The fact that their staff were completely aware of this meant that they were not caught unaware and thus advertised falsely.
For calling them out on the false advertising I received two nights complimentary accommodation, a meal at iKandy and a bottle of wine. It took more than 18 months to be able to take them up on the offer but it's going to be happening, 11th & 12th of September, 2019. Watch this space.