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Showing posts with label Hard Rock Cafe Megalopolis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hard Rock Cafe Megalopolis. Show all posts

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Panama City (Panama) - A hard left at the Hard Rock



PANAMA CITY (PANAMA)
02 February - 03 February 2017

Returning from the San Blas Islands we checked back into the Hard Rock Hotel Megalopolis in Panama City. Hardly the budget style accommodation that we’d pencilled in at the start of our adventure but really, neither of us were complaining.

Our evening was spent close to home, heading over to the Hard Rock Café for dinner and then rounding the night out with drinks at the Red Lion Multicentro. As I said in an earlier entry, this place is an amusing oddity, to quote some of the reviews written about it;

Over priced drinks. With no atmosphere. There is over five waitresses to one customer and none of them pay any attention to their customers. The waitresses are too busy fondling each other's breast to ever pay any attention. It's amazing how many beautiful women there are in the establishment and surrounding businesses but none of them are actually working’

‘Falta mayor atención a personas que no van pendiente de levantarse a alguna chica del bar’

‘ésimo lugar, se puede decir peor. teníamos a 4 babosos pendientes de las chicas que aburridas estaban charloteando, comimos mal, bebimos mal. 0mg! No volveré mas allí

We had a few drinks here but considering we weren’t offering the girls any attention we also became the standard ‘afterthought’ in a place that obviously has a target clientele.

Finishing off  with a couple of drinks at the Hard Rock Hotel we turned in for the night in preparation for the next phase of our journey. The next day we’d be turning around and starting our northern run, the next stop being Boquete in Central Eastern Panama.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Panama City (Panama) - Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue

PANAMA CITY (PANAMA)
30 January – 01 February 2017

Looking back I think that the catalyst for our trip to Central America was actually the number of times we were required to touch down at Tocumen International Airport, Panama City, during our South American tour two years earlier. Utilising Copa Airlines, the flag carrier of Panama, to get in and out of both Colombia and Cuba, we had spent close to 15hrs in Tocumen International across four separate stops.

Now it was time to actually STOP there, for a few days perhaps.

We’d taken an overnight bus from Almirante, the coastal port from where we had ferried across to Bocas del Torro. For those that are unlearned or aren’t watching every penny like a hawk let me say than an overnight bus for those on a budget is a win. It provides travel and in-built overnight accommodation all rolled into one ride. Of course some countries do it better than others. Argentinian overnight buses provided meals, cama and semi-cama seating and the occasional game of bus bingo. Panama was mid-range in their service, comfortable seating and a movie without subtitles. A pass mark for sure but not exceling in any department.

Arriving in the capital as the sun was just breaking over the city, the morning at the Gran Terminal Nacional de Transporte was just starting to move into a state of alertness. Grand for a bus terminal, we needed to get our bearings before figuring out a strategy for commencing our stay. This however is the point in time when the one-eyed focus of the budget conscious Latvian conflicts with the Australian need for convenience. What we didn’t know for sure, but figured out by deduction, was that the bus terminal was a distance from the city. A rough guess would have put it at least at 5-8kms away – actually checking now, as I write this entry, I see that it’s 6.3km. A comfortable walk if you delete the 20kg packs that we also were obliged to carry along.


In this situation the Australian thought of the practical solution, ‘OK, lets Uber this’.

The Latvian followed up by saying, ‘C’mon, lets walk, we can’t check in until 2pm anyway, what else are we going to do?’

In my mind I thought, perhaps we could leave our bags at the accommodation and head out exploring – but no, I gave in to a bit of frustration and just said, ‘OK, stuff it, lets walk’.


Welcome to Panama City - Panama
With back packs on we proudly walked into town

Panama City - Panama


In total we walked about 1.5-2hrs, mostly due to the fact that we guessed our way to the city centre. Uninspiring and surely boring in large part, we only really encountered buildings of note when we reached the outskirts of what looked to be the CBD. It was there that we found Panama City to be quite unlike the other major capitals of Central America.  Sleek with an ultra-modern skyline, the skyscrapers of downtown glistened as the morning sunlight crossed the Panama Bay and reflected off their tinted window exteriors. Located on the Pacific side of the Panama Canal, the city is uncharacteristically large by Central American standards, 1.5million strong in terms of inhabitants and un-typically cosmopolitan for a city in the region, there was a lot of Miami glitz about what we saw in our first brushes.

From what we had found out in advance, it was said that the city is a real capture of influences from both east and west, making is a liberal, dynamic and quite a vibrant city. Acting also as a regional hub for trade, immigration and finance, you automatically see on first viewing that there’s a typical first world type of buzz to the town. With traffic jams, well known restaurant chains, a flourishing night life, Panama City was an unexpected hive of activity that we didn’t expect and in all truth didn’t encounter again until we reached Mexico City.


Panama City - Panama

Drinks down at Casco Viejo - Panama City - Panama

Casco Viejo - Panama City - Panama

Walking around the city during the day it we found it to be a typical urban jungle type of place. Not that we find that problematic or immediately detrimental to the vibe we feel for a place, but it allow us to frame our observations and utilise it as a base for comparison.

Our first evening was spent in Casco Viejo, the Old Quarter of Panama City. This cool part of town is the hip, gentrified, revitalised area of town. A neighbourhood where cool restaurants, cobblestone streets, rooftop bars and music abound, providing all-comers with the foundation for a marvellous evening. It’s immediately obvious that quite a lot of restoration work had gone into both preserving and modernising this area of Panama City. Operating as the perfect foil to the burgeoning city ‘up the road’,  the old town virtually stands alone, just on 5kms from the CBD. In its own precinct, proud and representative of a bygone era but with the flair, charm and vibrancy to be its own drawcard, this area was definitely a favourite part of Panama City for me,  and this being in a city that actually had a few surprises.

The next day Inga and I shifted our accommodation to the Hard Rock Hotel Panama Megalopolis. Not really your conventional option for those on the budget but for me the Hard Rock franchise is something that I enjoy, and I enjoy it not so much for the Hard Rock element, which is cool by the way, but more for the geography. These places are located virtually on every continent and turning up to each location is like a cool little tag identifier.

The Hotel itself is impressive enough. Great facilities, really good rooms and the views out over the CBD out onto Panama Bay. Quite a few hours were spent lazing about the open pool on the 15th floor and acquiring a few cocktails in order to lubricate our mood up from smooth to ‘smooth criminal’.


Hard Rock Hotel Megalopolis - Panama City - Panama


Whilst Inga decided to stay at the hotel the next day I headed off in order to check out one of the greatest modern engineering achievements of our time. An artificial waterway cutting across Panama, linking the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, the canal cuts through the Isthumus of Panama, linking the Pacific to Gatun Lake and then locks on the Atlantic Coast in Colon.

Cutting 82kms from ocean to ocean, it is simply one of the longest, most difficult and finally, the most successful projects ever undertaken. So grand and so audacious, it’s mind boggling that humans actually had the capacity to accomplish something of this scale, but perhaps even more incredible was the fact that the concept of undertaking the project had actually been around for nearly 400 yrs. Of course the Spanish had the idea very early on but to me the oddball suggestion for taking on the job came from the highly unlikely source of the Kingdom of Scotland. Their suggestion of extreme audacity came via their ill-fated Darien Scheme which was an unsuccessful attempt by the Kingdom to become a world trading state by establishing a colony on the Isthumus of Panama which they were lining up to call Caledonia. Initially to be an overland trading route, the idea was eventually develop the canal at a later point in time.

Control and ownership of this part of the world obviously had strategic, commercial and financial importance. And whilst the French gave the canal a red hot go in the late part of the 19th Century, their defeat came at the hands of yellow fever and malaria which unfortunately too out a lot of the manpower. The French also had a track record. Their work on the Suez canal was experience enough in terms of scale but it was the terrain of Panama, the tropical rain forests, the debilitating climate and the need for canal locks that made their work from 1881-1894 virtually useless. With a spend of $287,000,000, a loss of 22,000 men and a plethora of investors whose money was completely sunk, the failure was epic.

Eventually the USA took over control of the of the canal property and completed the project in 1914. Not to the applause of Chilean ports whose trading routes just got decimated in one foul swoop.


Panama Canal - Panama

Panama Canal - Panama

Panama Canal - Panama

Panama Canal - Panama

Panama Canal - Panama

Panama Canal - Panama


Still, to stand atop of the main viewing platform overlooking one of the main locks in the canal structure and view with my own eyes the scale of what was in front of me, plus consider the project in its entirety, was absolutely mind boggling. Again, since I was a child this was one of those constructs of man that I knew about. It was iconic and such a feet of engineering that it really has stood as testament to the capacity of man as a thinking being to be able to achieve something of this magnitude. It has to stand up there alongside such feats as going to the moon, the Great Pyramids, the Great Wall of China & Palm Island.

Viewing the canal was definitely one of my highlights of Panama and probably in the top 10 highlights of the trip.


One of the cars used for U2's ZooTV Tour back in 1991
Hard Rock Hotel Megalopolis - Panama City - Panama

View from our room at the Hard Rock Hotel Megalopolis - Panama City - Panama



View from our room at the Hard Rock Hotel Megalopolis - Panama City - Panama

We finished off the day/evening having dinner at the Hard Rock Café and a view drinks at an oddball bar next to the Hard Rock that seemed to overtly masquerade as a brothel, potentially. I’m not sure what the game was there but buxom girls were providing table service for a bar/restaurant that looked perhaps like a Texas Ranch House/crossed with a sports bar. There was no discernible policy that we could see and of course Inga and I were served without issue but the amount of overt flirtation that the all male tables had and the type of interaction that was going on seemed to suggest something altogether ulterior than what was on offer. If anyone is at all interested, just look up the Red Lion Multicentro across the road from the Hard Rock Hotel Megalopolis – apparently from the reviews it’s a ‘clip joint’, a place where you get smacked across the face with prices for the sake of ‘apparently’ partying with the girls…lol…good luck guys, steer clear.