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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Marrakech to Madrid - The Hype

Marrakech (Morocco) to Madrid (Spain) - Flight No. U2


What better flight number to have than U2 ? So it was my flight ID from Marrakech to Madrid landed me with 'They Hype', of course I kept the boarding pass and of course I'm tragic but do I care ? No, not at all. I still like Bryan Adams also and am happy to admit it.

You can see just how close Europe is to Africa - 14kms at its shortest point!

 

After my Moroccan gallivanting I was ready to take up sangria taste testing in the capital. A couple of hours out of Marrakech and I was skirting over the Iberian peninsula with a golden sunset veiling the continent where I had just spent the last 10 days. Actually flying from Africa into Europe was a definite highlight, in fact the distance between the continents at its shortest point is only 14kms, that's just a ski paddle apart. Actually that's quite an interesting idea, make base in Spain or Morocco and then go out for a ski paddle for lunch from one continent and then paddle back for dinner later on. Of course there's always the ferry right ? But who am I to ever do things the easy way ? Just need to make sure that the passport doesn't get lost in the Mediterranean.


In any case, there I was landing in Madrid on the 4th of July, long hair intact and looking more and more like a Spaniard everyday, or so my Moroccan friends told me. I wasn't quite sure what to expect of Madrid, I'd already heard from many a people that Barcelona was their favourite destination and that Madrid was the grey to Barcelona's technicolour rainbow, well, whatever, not really sure what that last comment meant. So perhaps I arrived to the heart of Spain a little apprehensive at first but it was nothing that a carafe and a half of full sweet sangria couldn't fix in an instant

Plaza Mayor - Madrid - Spain



I've got to say, from my short stay, 48hrs tops, Madrid came across as a modern city, possessing all the infrastructure that you'd expect from one of Europe's most populous and financially important cities and yet it still had a look and feel of an older, more historic era. As I did the standard tourist thing whilst in town and walked my way from Plaza Mayor to Plaza de Cibeles to Retiro Park etc, I started to wonder what the hell people had been talking about. I also started to wonder as to how Spain had managed to keep all the most attractive women of the world in one city ! If only I could speak Spanish or was a metre taller, perhaps I would have had a chance but then I would have needed to split my sangria ! The inevitable pitfalls of a travel adventure. What I also loved about Madrid were the tapas bars, mixing in some beers with bits and pieces of every food and hey presto, one great evening in progress.

I love you Madrid!


Plaza Cibeles - Madrid - Spain

The Lonely planet guide described Madrid this way, a description that I found to be very apt;
If Madrid were a woman, she’d be a cross between Penélope Cruz (beautiful and quintessentially Spanish) and Madonna (sassy, getting better with age). If it were a man, it would have to be Javier Bardem (not the world’s most handsome but with that special, irresistible something). And if you could distill the city to its essence, it would be this: Madrid is a rebellious ex-convent schoolgirl who grew up, got sophisticated but never forgot how to have a good time.

Sangria going down quite nicely on an evening in Plaza Mayor



 

Strangely I think Madrid and Barcelona have the same competitive fight going on that Sydney has with Melbourne. Sydney and Barcelona in a purely aesthetic sense are stunning cities, colloquially eye poppers that cannot help but overtly display their beauty. Madrid and Melbourne on the other are attractive in their own way but their charm, sophistication and elegance lies away from their physical characteristics and can be found in their build, their make-up, it's style, diversity within it's barrios, nightlife and fantastic tapas bars, which of course I'd already tested out with reckless abandon. Truthfully my time here was much too short and not well planned, mostly because my itinerary had a few last minute changes. In any case I know better now and I know that next time I'm here I'm going to spend a lot longer and learn a few critical lines of Spanish , as they say, you never know your luck in a big city !

Streetscape - Madrid - Spain


Bear and the Madrono Tree, heraldic symbol of Madrid - Puerta del Sol - Madrid - Spain

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Marrakech - Take your pick, it's a Marrakechi speciality

Marrakech (Morocco)

It's funny, the more I reflect on Marrakech the more and more I begin to like it, even though I'm sure I got ripped off on every corner, had my mobile stolen and was eyed off by ALL the pick pockets in D'jemma el Fna as an easy target it still seemed to have something magical about it.
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Knowing the dodginess of this place I did manage to spend a great night watching the sun set over the main square, sitting back drinking their main speciality, a sweet mint tea, which is 1) very refreshing and 2) more than an enjoyable drink to have even if the temperatures were pushing up to the 40 degree mark. I've forgotten the balcony where I took up residence but I spent hours just watching the square and the way that the mood of the square changed into the evening, swelling constantly with more and more people as the night drew on. It's just during the sunset phase that the square comes alive as all sorts of entertainers mark their territory and start performing for the crowd. Obviously these days it's predominantly tourist orientated but it was more than a lot of fun to walk around and check out the snake charmers, henna tattooists, jugglers, storytellers (even though I couldn't understand them, all were vibrant and animated), musicians, etc. Not only are there entertainers to draw you in but the numerous food stalls set up just on the edge of the souk fills the air with strange and wonderful smells. The foods were also quite varied from the standard kebabs, kefta and grilled meat cuts to a lamb heads broth (which was fantastic), grilled heart, lung, etc. Just walking through the food stalls and trying to dodge the spruikers is quite an art in itself. They are however good natured about it ,(the spruikers), and should you choose to not dine with them for an evening they'll simply ask you to remember their stall number for the next night.
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The only real problem that I encountered in the square were pick pockets. I understand that this is an ever present danger wherever you travel but due to the sheer number of people and the fact that the mind of a tourist tends to be concentrating on 100 other things going on around them other  rather than the idea of having their wallets / purses stolen, it makes the foreigner an easy target. So I guess I was deemed quite an easy target by the professional thieves that inhabited the square, and thinking about it, yeah, I would have looked like a shoe in. There I was, walking around the crowded circles engulfing each entertainer, camera in hand and at the ready, not looking to be even giving a second thought to the whereabouts of my wallet, but alas, I was. I think I was a little more than hyper vigilant as I was constantly checking to see if it was still there every 30 seconds (thinking back on it, I should have just left the damn thing in the hotel). In any case, I was standing on the periphery of one crowded circle, just taking my camera out and getting prepared to shoot. Now I don't exactly remember if I spun to see if anyone was in close proximity to me (which I was also doing every now and then), or if I caught someone out of the corner of my eye that felt  too close to my person for things not sexually related, or if I simply sensed that someone was in my personal space but I spun around at exactly the right moment. As I turned to face my potential thief  I'd have to say that our faces would not have been more than 30cms apart. I immediately did the wallet check and realised that it was intact, I smiled more out of relief than anything and just said to the guy 'you nearly got me didn't you, huh ?' . The young guy just smiled and casually walked away from me. I don't know if he understood  my exact words but we both knew that I had just had quite a fortunate escape. Now I don't know if it was a sense of bravado or whether I was pissed that I'd nearly been ripped again but I took out my camera and started to film this guy as he decided to stalk other prey, basically I just wanted to ask him about what he had just tried to do. As I closed in on him he just continued smiling and walked further away, still looking at other crowded circles and other easy targets.
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The fun begins
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My encounter with the Marrakechi pick pocket crew didn't end there however. As I walked away from the crowd and back to the food stalls two young Moroccan guys approached me and asked to shake my hand. I denied them their request and walked amongst the food stalls which is an area that is well lit and safer / easier to negate in terms of pick pocket threats. As I moved up and down the stalls I noticed two Moroccan guys on one side walking parallel to me, I also noticed another guy on the other side of the stalls tracking my movements also. Just to make sure that I wasn't paranoid I walked back to my starting position, turned once again and then walked back up that way I had just came. It was more that obvious these guys were following my moves and they made a piss weak attempt of hiding it. I sat down at one of the stalls for a while and these guys stopped, kind of hovering around, waiting for me to walk on. I stared at them for a little while and gave them a wry smile, showing them that I knew their game but also thinking that I was now in kind of in a difficult position. If I was to walk away from the stalls and get into an isolated area then it was going to be relatively easy for them to jump me, so I decided to sit in my spot and wait them out. I felt certain that they would get bored with the idea of trying to exact revenge, whatever their concept of revenge was going to be. I watched these guys walk into an area of the souk where they were easily hidden but could obviously keep a sight of me, if that was their choosing. F***, now I was in an even worse position. What I decided to do was head for one of the fruit & nut stalls that was on the edge of the square. A  place that was far enough away for them to have to come out into the open in order to track me but also a place that I could spot them easily if they were to make the decision of following me. I stood there for a few minutes and waited, nobody made the move to come for me, well none that I was able to spot. On reflection my thinking was that their only intention was to make me a little paranoid, which I guess worked a charm. Never the less when I thought the coast was clear I negotiated the dark  backstreets of Marrakech relatively quickly and just hoped that these guys weren't waiting somewhere to undertake an entertaining surprise on me, thankfully it didn't happen. Lesson learnt though, don't mess around with pick pockets, just give them every reason not to choose you!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Marrakech - C.S.I

Marrakech (Morocco)

This is where it happened, this as they say was the location for the scene of the crime or of the unbelievable stupidity that unfolded, take your pick as to which you prefer there.




Mellah - The Jewish Quarter - Google Maps view - Marrakech - Morocco

Just to note, the bottom marker in this picture is irrelevant, the top marker is where my riad was located. Also note, the main street just above the riad is one way, the taxi that dropped me off did so at the t-intersection to the left of that marker. I essentially walked to the end of the street, and asked a few people where my riad was because obviously I didn't have any sort of clue as to where I was going. I made a very sharp left hand turn at the end of the road and stopped where the red X marks the spot. It was there that the Moroccan magician picked me out as his target of opportunism. I don't need to go into the how and when of what happened as I've already done that, needless to say, by the time I hit the blue X and Mr Copperfield had fled from the scene I was a man full of rage and Serbian madness (quite common for me I know).

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Marrakech


Marrakech (Morocco)

Thus far the little phone drama that I had played a lead role in had been the 'highlight' of my authentic Marrakechi experience and in its eventful afterglow I had walked the smoke filled streets in a kind of a haze, oblivious to calls by various vendors asking me to come into their shop and check out their wares, 'Hola amigo', 'No mate, I'm Australian'. You know, I was going to have to make a little more of that Spanish look that I apparently had going. In any case I strolled back to Dar One, headed upstairs to my terrace room and just crashed out for the evening, tomorrow was just going to be another opportunity for me to be able to take it all in again.
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Day two in Marrakech, it was going to be a new day but first it was going to involve a stop off at the local police station for over two hours of nothingness.There I waited, outside the office of the Chief of Police, waiting to have my details taken down and the loss of my phone recorded, more than anything for insurance purposes. I've got to say, it was lesson in Moroccan bureaucracy, people wondering in and about, no order, no queues, not structure and there I stood, with my mate from the riad,waiting, and waiting and waiting. It sucked. I could go further into the utter stupidity of having to take my signed statement across the road to get it photocopied in one store and then stamped in another before bringing it back to the police to have it signed by them, a ludicrous authentication process if ever I witnessed one but stuff it, recounting the complete idiocy of having to do that would bore me also.
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Finally, police stop over, the streets of Marrakech were mine to own and check out for a few days. Considering that I was unable to make D'jemma El Fna the day before I made my way in the heat of the day to check out what was going on. It must be said, the square is enormous but the day crowd is basically made up of orange juice carts, snake charmers and the occasional henna artist also seeking to dupe you, which again, happened to me! Damn, these Moroccans seemed to be getting me at every freakin turn! And before I continue on with my henna tattoo story I'd like to say this. My first couple of days in Marrakech sound like they were awful and in some ways they were but on reflection, the sight, smells, great food etc, made this one of my favourite places of the trip, go figure! In any case, a Moroccan lady pulls me over to a small plastic chair and says, 'I give you tattoo for free'. You can see it unfolding already can't you, when do you ever get offered something for free? Before I have time to pull my hand away she starts drawing a design on it., and so she continues, up my arm and I start thinking to myself, 'Hmmm, that's quite a large free tattoo Ms Henna Artist of the Square'. As the lady finishes off, looking rather pleased with her work (or pleased with the fact that her scam was in motion) she says to me, 50 dirhams ! 'Oh f*** you', 'What for' ? 'Wasn't that for free' ? She points to a small couple of circles on my hand telling me that 'this part of the tattoo was free, the rest was 50 dirhams'. My blood is boiling, after giving my phone away, spending time in the sun at a Moroccan police station and being totally ignored, having to scream down the phone to my dumb ass aunty and now being duped by some freakin' Berber, I was starting to flip out. So I cut loose. I gave her my seriously pissed look and told her that thus far I'd only experienced bad things of Marrakech and she was contributing to the the view provided by several tourists that I'd spoken to telling me that Marrakechi's are the greatest of scam artists. There was just no way that I was going to pay her the 50 dirhams, I threw her 10 and walked away thoroughly pissed at being duped by this masters yet again ! So I headed into the markets to check out what was on offer, again ignoring anyone that may have been calling my name or referring to me as señor but as I walked and as my mind cleared I thankfully calmed myself down and really chilled the hell out. This was in fact their culture and being duped or negotiating a democratic price or having personal items stolen was all part of the deal and all part of being a tourist in their city. These are the things you remember from your journey and the elements that you end up laughing about and remembering with strange fondness months or years down the track. Once I accepted that I knew I had arrived  at a turning point and it was at that exact moment that I realised that Marrakech had really started to grow on me.
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After two hours getting lost within the markets and taking turn after turn, going deeper and deeper into a seemingly endless row of small shops I finally found what seemed to be the light, an exit back to the square. This is when I encountered a brazen young Marrakechi pulling off his best pick pocketing moves on two young unsuspecting English females. This guy was walking about 5mtrs in front of me, in a lane that had quite a few people and shops. He walked right up beside one of the girls and appeared to touch her elbow. At this point I'm walking just a couple of metres behind them thinking 'Oh, he must be their guide'. He unzips part of their pack and pulls out something like 50 dirhams, equivalent to $14-$15 dollars, he then casually starts making an exit stage left. For a few seconds my brain doesn't quite equate the act to being pick pocketed and I somehow try and rationalise the act but in the end I can't. I call out to the girls and ask if they had any money in their bags, they confirm that they did. After checking their pockets the person whom I saw getting pick pocketed realises that their money has well and truly travelled on the S-train to Copperfield world and they won't ever be seeing it again. Now this thief is only 50mtrs away and I'm more than happy to point him out to his victims. All three of us have a bit of a chuckle at the audacity of this guy and start following him knowing full well that the money is not coming back but more to press the point that he's been busted. It was from this point on that I realised that Marrakech was going to be a game of wits, a challenge of sorts and I was more than happy to accept the challenge and take these guys on. This is where the fun began.
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As the heat of the afternoon grew I checked out one of the many orange juice cart stands that surrounded the square. Most of these places charge 5 dirhams for a glass or you can simply have your empty water bottled filled when you feel the need. Now, I don't know if it was the supreme heat of the day  but damn, it's got to be some of the best orange juice I've ever had. Supremely cold, tasty and refreshing, I don't know how many glasses or bottles of orange juice I had in my time there but on each occasion, two or three glasses never ever seemed to be enough. As early afternoon came on I headed back to Dar One to cool my feet in their splash pool and lay out in my room for a while until I headed back to the square in the evening, because that apparently is when the real fun begins and when the square just bursts into life.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Marrakech - The Dream Police


 Marrakech (Morocco)

I think it would be fair to say that my first 30 minutes in Marrakech was an instruction manual in what not to do whilst travelling. All things I should have known,are all things that I had decided to disregard. Well, there's someone in Marrakech that now has a Snowpatrol ring tone, lol. So, as Mr MobileStolen made an exit stage left, 1st assistant to the manager of Dar One Riad picked me up from a dark doorway of the alleyway where I was duped. At this point in time I was pissed, partly because this was mobile number three that had left my grasp in the last 14 months, partly because, well, BECAUSE I WAS SO DUMB !!

When we got to the riad assistant #1, whom I'll call Michel because his name escapes me, sits me down and decides to run over events. Questions such as, 'Why did you give him the phone?' weren't really helping my cause and only upped my level of internal anger. Michel then decides to lay down the good news as his 'informants' tell him that the person of whom I speak is known in the area, apparently I had walked pretty close to the riad and some of the local crowd who act as a type of 'front door security' had seen me walk by. Then Michel drops me a line that goes something like this, 'I think from what we know you probably have a 65% chance of getting your phone back'. Really Michel ? 65%, wow, that's great news, with the powers of your supreme deductive reasoning and obvious Phd in statistics you were able to generate me a favourable recovery rate percentage of 65%. I so wanted to say 'Michel, that was complete bullshit wasn't ?' but I didn't and for the moment I have to say that it did kind of make me feel good.

In my first few moments within the confines of Dar One riad I was totally oblivious to the design, feel and look of the place, all I wanted to do was unpack and then organise what I needed to do in terms of getting the phone cancelled and  getting out the necessary messages to the people that would be calling me on the phone. After about 90 mins I headed out of the riad in search of an internet/international dial centre so I could contact who I needed to. The first call I was completely dreading. My Aunty is, shall we say, stupid in a crazy 'old folk' type of way, coupled with the fact that she's  also quite deaf, it proves to be a lethal cocktail for my nerves when I need to speak to her in an informative, no questions asked type of manner. I go into the international dial centre loaded with coins and pre-programme my head to put the right questions to her. I know not to say that my phone was stolen, this would inevitably lead to 100 questions as to why this happened and my coin count just wouldn't go the distance with her rambling on about how I shouldn't have gone to a 'bad country' such as Morocco. The conversation my dear friends travels along in a manner closely resembling the following;

'Hi, it's Henry'

'Where are you ?' (Stupid Aunt)

'In Morocco, listen to me, I have an important message' (Already irritated person, aka, me)

'You're in Egypt ?'

'Morocco, MOROCCO' - (thinking how the f*** did she get Egypt from Morocco)

'What's the weather like?'

Now internally I'm already fuming, I need to get a message across and she's talking to me about the weather ! The small bag of dirhams that I have are being eaten up wildly by this phone and my Aunt if about to give me a nervous breakdown.

'LISTEN !! Call Tanja and tell her I've lost my phone and that they'll not be able to contact me'

'OH, you lost your phone, where ?'

'Bloody hell, can you tell them that'

'Where did you lose it?'

'F***, listen to me' (she's deaf, she wouldn't have heard the 'f***')

The phone clicks out. I start smashing the handle of the phone against this dirham eating monster out of the sheer torture that I just had to endure because of a mostly insane relative. The shop owner and the only other client in the store look at me like perhaps I should have been locked up. I give them a smile and ask them where I can change more dirhams, he decides that he can help me out, perhaps out of fear, perhaps for his own sheer amusement.

I go through the process of calling again. I get my message across but only after I tell her a number of times to LISTEN ! , and really, I was screaming. I walk out with some of my nerves in tact and decide that perhaps that now I'm in Marrakech I should check out the place. I had already booked in to see the Marrakechi police the next day, not out of any hope that they may actually get my phone back but rather so I could have an incident report filled out for insurance purposes.

Initial perceptions of Marrakech were that it was unlike Fez in its make up. The sights, sounds and smells were there but somehow the touristic element was pervasive whereas in Fez it wasn't. That's not an overwhelmingly bad thing, just that you need to make mental adjustments to overlook the local grab for the tourist dirham. It always amazes me when people say that they don't like a place because it's 'very touristy'. Well if people like you and I didn't go there then it wouldn't be! They're only feeding of what we bring and provide for them in terms of currency. Usually it's accompanied by the lamented argument that they require a 'unique' experience or require that they experience something 'authentic' ! Bloody hell, what's classified as 'authentic' these days !? My take on it is that any experience that you have is unique in the way you , as an individual experience it, you reflect, have your own insights, investigate and experience with all your senses in a totally different way to anyone else. It's very, very, very rare to do things or to go places that no one else has been before, so just accept that and enjoy your environment for what it has to offer.

....hmmm, I haven't touched on the 'Dream Police as yet', will mention them in my next update.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Marrakech - The giveaway

 Marrakech (Morocco)

The train from Fez to Marrakech was approximately seven hours and some change worth of travel, not highly stimulating but not uninteresting either. The countryside as we journeyed south, progressively became more and more arid, turning into a full landscape of Moroccan desert an hour or so  south of Casablanca, basically it was what I expected to see in Morocco. Whilst my journey wasn't particularly eventful the people around me constantly kept me amused, especially the older Moroccan guy sitting across from me that was checking out both females in the compartment, BIG TIME. He wasn't even being discreet, he'd take his opportunity to stop and stare,catch the gaze of the woman who was the object of his affections for that 30 second period, smile and hey, that was it. He was obviously getting his rocks off but no real harm was being done. That's the one thing that surprised me in Morocco, although I'm not female so I couldn't say with absolute assurance but of all the articles I've read about Moroccan men being overtly sexual or crass, I saw not of that. This is coming from a totally male perspective, so really, what do I know? Not much, right!

The last hour into Marrakech was quite the challenge. The comfort level in the compartment was made challenging by the fact that the air conditioning was virtually not existent. There was air being pumped into the cabin but it certainly wasn't cool and I'd say the 40 plus degree temperatures hitting the carriages on the outside weren't assisting anyone. Needless to say, the food and beverage carts were doing a roaring trade and the cashiers must have been the most overworked people on that ride, at least for the later part of the journey. In any case, once we were on the outskirts of Marrakech I felt the nerves of my companions settle, I think we were all dreaming of a cold shower and a cold beer (or mint tea as the case may be), depending on what continent you came from and which God you felt inclined to pray to.

I jumped off the carriage and out into the scorching North African sun, ready to make a b-line for my riad and my evening date with Mr Heineken and his 3 or 4 relatives. Sometimes at this point I like to partake in a little bit of a game of cat and mouse, usually whilst at an airport or train station. A lot of the time you'll have drivers hawking their services and getting in your face from the moment you cross that invisible line from 'port exit' and enter their turf of private enterprise and city knowledge. Usually I deliberately set out to dodge the first five or six 'pretenders to the crown' and act as if I'm waiting for a 'local ride' before turning my eyes to the most honest looking driver I can find, usually some dude reading the paper or looking forlornly into the distance. On this occasion however I  did the complete opposite to my usual arrival set-up and took the first guy that was in my face when he yelled out 'Taxi ?', 'Sure mate, let's go for a spin'. I jumped in his cab, gave him the address details of my riad and we were off.

The first question I put to Mr Marrakechi taxi driver was how much the trip was going to be. I think he said something like 60 dirhams and my response was 'what, for a five minute drive' ? Why oh why did I decide to give my driver shit ? Why do I ever decide to do that? Does it really make any sense at all ? I mean he obviously has the upper hand in this transaction and could take me any which way to the riad, I wouldn't know any better. I mean, I had my authentic Lonely Planet map of Marrakech with me and to tell you the truth it didn't look like any sort of a hike but the driver assured me it was going to be a 25 min drive........so, just over five minutes later, we were at my destination (.....I knew I shouldn't have given the driver shit), and sure enough, the charge was 60 dirhams. The driver had driven me as close to the start of a one way street as he could get and now it was going to be my turn to use my internal GPS in order to find where it was that I should be heading. Now who do you supposed I called to my rescue? Why Mr Marrakechi taxi driver of course, and his response was to yell out something in Arabic and point me down the one way street that had a barrel load of traffic coming our way. 'Oh cool, thanks mate, I'll find it', knowing full well that at this point in time I was slightly stuffed. It's was over 40 degrees, I'm  feeling pretty weary, I'm carrying a 20kg bag that's weighing a lot more than that and I'm surrounded by enough sounds, smells and sights to make my head spin in an instant. Looking back at it now, it's a pretty fond memory to tell you the truth but at the time  I was just looking for a place to crash. So in an instant I randomly select another guy that's walking down the street and show him the pathetic map that 'should' be getting me to the Dar One riad. He virtually does the same thing as the taxi driver, points me down the street but this time says something in French that all my eight weeks at the Alliance de Francaise could not decipher.....'Man, perdu au Marrakech !!mtrs down this one way street and then turned a corner, this as they say in the classics is where the fun began !
 
There I stood, on a relatively busy street in Marrakech, looking around with map in hand, being scorched by the blazing sun and looking like the eternal Western tourist clichè of a lost dingbat, and yes, at this stage I admit that I was. The problem with Fez and Marrakech is that you really need a detailed map in certain areas otherwise you WILL NOT find your way anywhere - at this point I've got to say that Lonely Planet was about as useful as a packet of matches in the given situation. In any case a young Moroccan guy walked up to me and asked in his best broken English something equivalent to 'what's going on', I showed him the address I had written and said something like 'I go here'. So we walk about 50 mtrs before he turns to me and says that he doesn't know where it is, he then asks if I have the number of the riad, of which I responded that I do. I take the number out and give it a call, it rings through to the riad and I ask my 'Moroccan mate' to get clued in on where I should be going. After a few seconds he seems enlightened, we move on.

We take a turn down an alleyway and then another. There are groups of young guys watching me as I move past them, for some reason I'm starting to feel that this area is slightly shady. We take another turn onto another alleyway, even smaller that the last and on this occasion its one with nobody else on it. Now my brain starts critically analysing the situation, 'One westerner with $X amount of dollars, one dark alleyway in Marrakech, one tallish now dodgy looking Moroccan dude by my side, getting jumped for being a dumb ass....PRICELESS'. This was starting to become an authentic Moroccan experience and at that moment I was kind of preparing myself to be jumped by three or four other guys. We now stop and he says ' to me 'We need taxi', I question him on his desired mode of transport, 'Taxi ?', and then he mouths it like I was the biggest moron on earth, 'T-a-x-i'. Did I stuff up so badly that I could have possibly ended up on the other side of town ? I don't think so. He then asks me for dirhams and mouths in that same mocking way, 'soixante', for some reason it clicked in my head that this equalled sixteen dirhams when really it was sixty, so I pull out 100. So I know, I know, it's now starting to sound like a horror movie where the girl always runs up the stairs to the bedroom and locks herself in, or perhaps that car crash that you can't avert your eyes from, this was one continuous brain explosion for me. He now pushes me into a side door, looks me straight in the eyes and says 'wait', I follow him out and again he pushes me in and tell me to wait once again. I stop for a second as he walks down the alleyway and makes a left hand turn - it was at that precise moment, basically as I was seeing his back, that I realised the bastard had pocketed my phone much earlier in this jaunt and now I'd paid him 100 dirhams for the privilege - F***, you absolute DUMBASS !!! I don't know where my head had been for those few minutes but the guy  had virtually doubled me over in broad daylight and I had happily cheered him on! As the seconds and then minutes passed I grew more infuriated for the sheer fact that I could actually have been so stupid. Just as I was about to pick up my bag and try and make my way out of the Marrakechi maze a French guy walked past and asked what was wrong. I explained the story and told him I was staying at 'Dar One' riad, it just so happened that this guy was from 'Dar One' riad and it seems that in a moment that was tainted by audacity and opportunism that this little Moroccan thief had called my place of accommodation post flight in order to advise them of my whereabouts...lol....'thankyou kind Moroccan thief'! I guess that's a unique Welcome to Marrakech if ever there was one!


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Fes - Abdul, you shady bastard!

 Fes (Morocco)

As per last entry, Abdul seemed to be a nice enough kid but there was something that wasn't quite right about him. Not that I got caught out but latter that night (that being on the day that he 'made himself' my guide) I think I may have come within an hour or so of getting royally ripped again, but I'll get to that story a little later on.

So, within the market place we were, wondering around, chatting and I was generally taking in the sights. All of a sudden Abdul starts putting the speed on and gets to be walking four or five metres in front of me. Every now and then I stopped and called him back, at those times he seemed kind of irritated by me. As soon as I put the question to him, 'Hey, what's the hurry ?', he mentioned that there were people that he didn't want to run into. Oh right,  an alarm triggers in my head yet again - it's amazing how many times this happened in Morocco and on how many occasions I was actually correct in trusting my suspicions. The funny thing is, it was this aspect that made Morocco far more enjoyable than your average, sedate, 'run-of-the-mill' country.

We did a hell of a lot of walking that day, covering the old medina, one of the main Fez tanneries, the Andalusian side of Fez, a few more 'artisan' stores, the city walls, some great food stalls and a few other nooks and crannies. By the end of the day we were kind of wrecked, we had spent the last part of the day in direct sunlight and it had been well over 40 degrees. Abdul and his cousin guessed 47, probably not that much but not too far off either. In any case I discussed some possible plans with Abdul for that night, mostly including sheesha and heading into the 'new town' to one of the cafe's that he knew. It didn't sound like too bad a plan, so I organised to hook up with him at my riad and then we'd take a short cab ride to get our sheesh on.

Later in the evening I was waiting for Abdul at the riad, we had organised to catch up at 8pm. He was running 15-20mins late and to tell you the truth I was loosing my impetus to get some fruity smoke into me, so I split and headed to a local cafe where the Euro final was being played (Spain v Germany), no prizes for guessing who the Moroccans were backing. The cafe was absolutely packed but the atmosphere was brilliant. In any case after the game was over I went to an Internet cafe in order to write up a post, somehow Abdul found me when I had been bashing away at the keyboard for sometime. Strangely he looked a little agitated and I asked him on several occasions if everything was ok, he said that he was but he was keen to make a move as soon as possible. Just reflecting a little on some of the situations in Morocco, I'd have to say that quite a few dealings were tainted by some inherent 'shiftiness' of the people that I was 'cohorting' with. It wasn't intimidating but it definitely put you on your game, which at times was fun and at other times was cumbersome - on this occasion however I had an altogether different feeling, call it one specifically underlined by a sense of unease. 

Abdul and I left the internet cafe, walking up past the main gates which were brilliantly illuminated with blue lights. I had my camera with me and I decided to stop to take a few pictures and for the second time on that day, Abdul decided to move a significant distance away from me. I noticed that we were almost directly in front of the police station and hence I deliberately called to him, trying to get him to walk to me - he ignores me, no reaction at all. As we move away I ask him what the hell is going on, he tells me that the police quite often harass him, as he called it, 'they like to have fun with me, play games'. I'm thinking, Abdul, you're really starting to sound like you're full of shit. We may have walked an additional 100mtrs when another guy, probably in his early 20's turns up and starts talking to Abdul, in an instant the conversation gets heated. I actually recognised the guy as someone that I'd been speaking to in another cafe the day before and he had recognised me as I walked by. This guy tells me not to trust Abdul and then asks where we're going. I explain we're going to the old town for a sheesha. He tells me not to go, that Abdul and his 'cousins' are shady and that they would set me up in order to steal my cash. Abdul is trying to defend himself by saying that this guy is jealous and he doesn't like people having fun - of course a piss weak defence. The 'cafe guy' as I'll call him tells me about a Japanese fellow that Abdul had befriended and whom ended up having his possessions stolen after being 'drugged' - again he tells me not to go and that I'd end up in the same situation. Now Abdul and this guy are nearly screaming at each other and I have of course by this time decided to call it a night in light of this new information, I say 'thankyou' to the 'cafe guy' and offer to buy him a drink or rather a 'mint tea'. He politely declines but adds that he hopes that I have a good time in Fez. Abdul is still in my ear, now extremely agitated and trying everything to get me to go along, sorry Abdul by 'stuff that for a joke'. I don't know what kind of 'potential' set up may have been waiting for me but at the end of the day I'm glad that I wasn't given the opportunity to find out.