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Friday, May 8, 2015

La Paz - Nuestra Señora de La Paz



La Paz (Bolivia)
08 May - 11 May 2015

Welcome to the jungle. This urban sprawl has liquid mania coursing through its veins with every coloured mini-van, every honking horn and every screaming ticket tout whose destination sounds about as recognisable as the lyrics of a Lil Wayne ‘song’, or should that be a cerebral vasospasm? It’s an exciting place that can take some time to get use to. It cajoles you, almost taunts you into scaling its steep roads, only to smack you down to size with its own innate knowledge that ‘the air up here is thin man’. The home town experts have adapted but for those of us that have simply popped into La Paz, the trick at operating at 3500mtrs + is what the change in atmospheric pressure does to the body. Less pressure equals less oxygen which means that the heart and lungs up their capacity to do the very same thing that they would need to do at sea level. It’s exactly the reason why Bolivia fought so hard to have all their home games played at the Estadio Hernando Siles. The likes of Messi & Neymer are often brought to their knees in games where any sort of physical exertion can cause dizziness, headaches, loss of breath and loss of the very skills that they own.

Diesel, soot, detritus. Masked gunmen cleaning shoes on the street corner. Zebras guiding you across Av.6 de Agosta. Bank guards with machine guns. Shadows. Light. Heat. Cold. Conflict and resolution, that’s kind of what La Paz seems to be. This is also where the urban skyway comes into play. In order to beat the congestion and find the most practical way to get the city moving the Mi Teleferico was built. This is an aerial cable car urban transit system and it zips people above the jumble of houses and terrain, to points that sit above the bowl. Back in 2015 we saw a few lines operating but from what I understand the plan is to have a network with an intended reach of somewhere close to 35kms.


The amazing La Paz - Bolivia

Making our way up to El Alto via the teleferico on one of our days we gazed in awe at the vast jumble that spread out before us. It’s not practical but it’s certainly impressive, and from a few metres above, and more specifically, from the view points at the end of the line, you get to see what this city needs to contend with on a daily basis.

One of our highlights in La Paz on this occasion was the afternoon we spent jumping out of an open window some 16 floors above the city centre. This was another of those mental v.physical challenges that I inevitably place myself in when opportunities of this nature arise. A psychic civil war, a fight against the accepted laws of my mind, Urban Rush in La Paz is the ticket you buy to trigger that internal conflict of fight or flight. You need a couple of chugs of ‘harden the f**k’ up to be able to conquer this one but abseiling or rappelling down a building in this city just felt like the thing we needed to do.

As commonly is the case between Inga and myself, the process by which we settle on an activity like this is as follows;

Henry: “Oh wow, URBAN RUSH. You can jump out of a building over the city

Inga: “That looks cool, lets do it if it doesn’t cost too much

The idea to invest in our stupidity then sinks into that section of unspoken conscience. We have the awareness of the activity, our plan and the spoken desire to execute. I say spoken desire, as for me the bravado of mentioning what we can do is surpassed by the internal fear of what may happen if we do what we said we would. My role now, as seems to be the case, is to let the idea slide out of sight and then somehow manufacture an excuse as to why we couldn’t continue with our plan but at the point where the requisite time we would need to do so had passed. This however was not one of those occasions. This time…this time Inga called me out on an afternoon when we were looking for something to do.

Inga: “So, are we going to do Urban Rush?

Henry: “Hmmm, maybe, I don’t know”

Inga: “What price would be too much? What would be your top price?


Now this last question give me an opportunity. It allows me to ‘seem as though’ I’m interested but also give me the escape clause all in the one response. What I need to do here is work out a price that sounds reasonable and rational, one not too low so as to show that I want to back out, but also, one not so high that commits me to the task either way. I run the numbers in my head like a Phd student on the verge of a mighty breakthrough in string theory and come up with the number…

Henry: “250 bolivianos”

Now, I know this is expensive, for Bolivians. Actually, it’s extreme for Bolivians. For Australians though, $50AUD is a fair deal and not at all an issue. My hand is now played. I’ve banked the cost being over 250 bolivianos and knowing Inga, if that price is higher, at say 350 or so, then we will cancel the option. I know that for a fact. For right now we commence the walk and head to Urban Rush headquarters.

We arrive at the reception area of URBAN RUSH.

Inga: “Hi there, we are interested in knowing how much the abseiling costs?

Reception person: “250 Bolivianos

F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I’d just signed by own death warrant.

Inga hanging out in La Paz - Bolivia


That's called an 'ultimate leap of faith'  - Inga - La Paz - Bolivia

Twenty minutes later we were high above the city, dressed in fluorescent orange jumpsuits staring at a gaping hole in the wall of this perfectly solid structure.

Now I have abseiling experience. Back at camp in Year 7 I abseiled down a rock ledge that might have been 6 mtrs high, so no problem right!? Just multiply that by 8 or 9 and reversing your rear out of a building with some supportive staff and partner watching should be an absolute piece of cake.

I put on my ‘big boy pants’, regressed back to year 7 and backed out high above the cacophony and madness of what was going on below me. It was a little surreal. An endorphin filled sail through the Bolivian stratosphere. Mini-jumping down the dirty green façade of the Hotel Presidente, apparently ‘La Paz’s finest’, quoting the Urban Rush Bolivia site.


La Paz - Bolivia


Urban Rush - coming at you - La Paz - Bolivia



Then it was Inga’s turn and she stepped up without hesitation. Feet on the edge, back to the city, 50mtrs above the ground, 10 mins training in her back pocket. I’m not sure what it is with these Latvian women. Absolutely fearless. I was very impressed as she sailed down the wall as the gaudy Urban Rush sign framed her orange outline.

ALL FINISHED RIGHT >>>> EVERYTHING PROVEN >>> OR SO THEY’D HAVE YOU BELIEVE.

NOW, TIME TO GO DOWN FACE FIRST!?!? ABSOLUTELY, THAT’S THE RULE!

La Paz - Bolivia

Inga - 'fly time'


Undertaking your induction into the world of face first rappelling via an indoor 2 metre practice wall doesn’t quite have the same impact as stepping up to an open window and knowing that you’ll be taking a casual stroll down a wall whilst the rest of La Paz watches. For perspective I’ve add a YouTube video of exactly what this looks like;


After the vertigo and the inability to let go of THE BUILDING, you make peace with the fact that a few ropes ‘have you covered’ and thus your walk commences. It progresses all as outlined in the ‘training manual’ mind you, to the letter, until you get about 6-7 floors from the finish line – that’s when they say, ‘Just let go and jump’. Obviously holding on to anything is unnecessary right? Jumping from 6 floors is perfectly sane, especially when wearing a Batman costume!

Still, for anyone reading this and thinking about giving it a go I would say ‘absolutely’ do it’.

If you do, here are the details:
URBAN RUSH
Calle Linares #940
First floor, Office 5
Two drop special is 200Bs these days / First drop 150Bs

Just remember, signing of the ‘death waiver’ is obliligatory!
La Paz, Bolivia, Urban Rush, South America