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Thursday, August 29, 2019

Seville (Spain) - A day in the life of an upper cut!

Seville (Spain)

29 August – 01 Sep 2019

To quote Don Henley;

 ‘In a New York minute everything can change, In a New York minute, Things can get pretty strange

The 29th of August commenced under the auspices of a typical transit day. The intended logistics of that morning were for us to collectively move out if our rented apartment on the edge of Plaza Santa Ana and take the high-speed train down south, to the heart of Andalusia, Sevilla.

Travel and transit are known to be my domain. When it comes to organisation, connections, dependency on accommodation, arranging rooms, things to see, orientation in a city, more often than, ownership and responsibility resides with me. I feel comfortable in that role, which is to say more pointedly, I don’t trust the ability of anyone in my family to do the job to my standard…although, there are some ‘up and comers’ in the ranks.

On this day we were fortunate. A disaster was averted  by a relatively small margin.

As anticipated, our apartment pick-up ran smoothly, the transit to Madrid’s Atocha Central station was also smooth, even the much maligned passing through security was an actual breeze ,and then, we did one final passport check.

Inga to Henry ‘Do you know where you put your passport?’

Which I immediately took to mean – it’s not where I usually leave it, i.e., the passport folder that contains all our passports?

No. It wasn’t there.

This situations triggers 'ALERT LEVEL 2' and instigation of the bag search. Initiated in a fairly relaxed mode, each passing minute without success translated into increased levels of anxiety and frustration. This continued for several minutes until someone had to make the call. There was no denying the situation, we had stepped into the universe of one missing Australian passport. And one down in a situation such as this means all down.

Situations like this commonly challenge my mental outcome simulator to oscillate between past potential fact and future potential prediction. Meaning, that all at once the scenarios of where the passport could possibly be, and, what could happen if I don’t have my passport, play out in one rapid fire game of scenario dodgem.

Past potential fact scenarios–

1.  (1)  Perhaps I left it on the seat pocket in the flight from Lisbon? I know I saw it there at some point during the flight and I convinced myself to move it to a more memorable location  the seat-back pockets are both the easiest and dumbest place to forget personal belongings.

2.   (2) Did I leave it in the taxi as I made my way from the airport to the centre of Madrid?

3.   (3) Did I leave it in the apartment which we had just left?

4.   (4)  Could it possibly in one of our bags that commonly does not carry my passport?

Scenario 1 & 3 seemed most likely, with 3 out in front as a clear favourite due to my vague recollection of the passport appearing on the nightstand at some point during our stay.

Future potential prediction - 

1.   (1) Take the train down to Sevilla and go to the Australian consulate, if indeed there was one there.

2.    (2Go back to the apartment and search the premises

3.    (3) Go to the Australian embassy in Madrid and organise a replacement

The future potential prediction also caused much logistical concern in my mind. Without a passport I couldn’t get out of the country, which really, was not particularly stressful to me but I had other people that needed me to get them from Sevilla to Barcelona via Malaga where they had booked flights to get them back home in a few days time. Additionally, it would be unfair to have everyone tied up in Madrid until the mess was sorted out. Quickly thinking through each option I made the assumption that could back to the apartment, option (2), but this in itself would be futile in that now, having to organise the owner to arrive, and, me waiting around hours on end for a potential nil result meant that it wasted time against what would be the most assured and essentially logical  decisions– actually going to the embassy in Madrid and obtaining a replacement passport. 

So I called the embassy, it was a Friday. 

They advised that they could produce a replacement on the day but that I had to make it there in the next few hours, also, they made me aware that the embassy was closed on the weekends. My hand had now been forced.

I scooped up the family, pushed them through the barricades and sent them on their way to Sevilla. I in turn jumped a cab out of the city to the ‘Gates of Europe’ – the twin towers in Madrid, where the Australian embassy was located.

At this point in time I felt like I was in an episode of the Amazing Race – queue Phil Keoghan - ‘In this leg teams will be asked to head to the Australian Embassy where they will be asked to present themselves in order to obtain an Australian passport, failure to obtain the correct documentation will spell disaster. The last team to finish may be eliminated’


Sevilla Santa Justa station - Sevilla - Spain

Messafe from Inga, apartment details - Sevilla - Spain


Apartment view - Sevilla - Spain

Certainly, if I couldn’t an emergency passport in time or if there was any extended delay then the rest of our ‘locked in’ plans for Spain would come falling down like a house of cards. There was only one way to get this done, successfully.

If you’ve ever walked into an embassy on foreign soil, be it your own or that of another country, there is an overt sense of patriotism underpinned by nationalistic paraphernalia that is meant to impart a certain feeling and notion of that country. I’d been to several US embassies over the last few years. Their over the top security, good ‘ole red, white & blue flags, as well their regal style of presidential portraiture wreaks of self-appreciation and grandeur. The Serbian embassy is socialist in style and make-up, basic furnishings, ridiculous paperwork, disinterested security. The Australian consulate in Madrid was as I expected, a little formal, very friendly in approach, decorated with kitsch Australiana. The ‘G’day’ greeting was enough to give me a little slice of home and make me feel like I could sort the situation out relatively quickly, and by the natural course of things, that’s the way it worked. All I need to do was get a few passport photos, pay $250 and by tomorrow I’d have a temporary passport in my hands. Too easy.

Edificio La Adriatica en Avenida de Constitucion - Sevilla - Espana

I headed out to get myself a few passport photo from a photographer recommended by the embassy. In the time it took to locate the photographer, get the photos and be on my way back I had received a call from the embassy telling me that Inga has located my passport, hidden in one of our travelling magazines apparently…

From here on out my day was quite pleasant. A drop in at the Madrid Hard Rock for a couple of margaritas and obligatory shirt purchase, a quick ride to Atocha station, and just like that, I was zipping south towards the Andalusian city of Seville.


Edificio La Adriatica en Avenida de Constitucion - Sevilla - Espana

Picking a rental car at Sevilla Santa Justa station, my brain needed to locate the ‘driving on the right side skill-set’ that I’d left behind some 18 months prior. As the old cliché goes, it really is like getting back on that bike again. The most stressful thing about driving in a city you don’t know is that you have no reference to the tricks and snippets of insider information that can get you to your location. 100% dependency on a GPS will inevitably run you into one way streets, closed streets and dead ends, which in Seville means you might find yourself driving into a public square – not the most astute position to find yourself in an era of lone wolf terrorist attacks.

With good grace and intuition I finally landed in a parking station that was close enough to our AirBnB to be considered viable. Seville, Henry Elisher had finally arrived.

Monday, August 26, 2019

Madrid (Spain) - Haven't we met?

Madrid (Spain)
26 Aug – 29 Aug 2019


Airport lounges are the best, even if you don’t quite get the value out of them that you might anticipate, they do a lot of good for an over-burdened, over-tired and sometimes underwhelmed traveller.



In recent years Inga and I have taken to paying for entry into lounges when our transit time has been 3hrs or more. Aside from the free flowing drinks and buffets, which when you consider it, probably betters the cost and comfort of most airport restaurants/bars.  So let me tell you what the upside is when it comes to parting with $50-$80 to access a lounge.
  • Avoidance of duty free, which immediately negates unnecessary spending
  • Comfort, both in avoidance of foot traffic but more importantly, a place to stretch out and relax
  • Reliable WiFi
  • Reliable service
  • Reading material
  • Showers, amenities, and all things hygiene related
    • And even though I’ve mentioned it, free flowing drinks and food. Have three drinks, a bite to eat and you’ve made your money in an instant

I spent a blissful 3hrs guzzling GnT’s and making unnecessary trips to the dessert bar of the Al Raheem lounge in Abu Dhabi as I waited for my next jump to Amsterdam. With my flight departing at 02:05 the next morning  those blissful G'n'T’s also instigated a welcoming snooze that sent me off to the land of Nod right up until 1hr prior to departure, perfect timing.
A quick boarding process, more snoozing and there I was landing, at Amsterdam’s Schipol airport at 06:50 which in itself gave me flashbacks to late 2014 when I was making my whirlwind trip to Paris, via Amsterdam, in order to have my first date with Inga. Now here I was, just under 5 years later, flying out to Madrid in order to catch up with Inga and my 5 month old son Aiden. Sometimes the whole ride of how we got to now still amazes me.


Battling through the Schengen to Non-Schengen queue at Schipol was a nuisance, but another necessary hurdle for me to overcome in my ‘hop-step-skip’ approach to getting to Madrid, and so it was, with Abu Dhabi & Amsterdam out of the way, all that I need was to skip right on through Lisbon and ‘hey presto’, 'we'd have had airplane rides and Spain appearing out the window side' -  thank you to the Counting Crows for that line.


Flying over Amsterdam - Netherlands

There’s something about Spanish speaking countries that makes me feel good. It activates another part in my mind which both comforts and invigorates me. Understanding the language of course plays a large part in that, so it’s the eternal drawcard now, but that’s only a small part of it’s impact. The people, the culture, the food and way of life simply agrees with the type of person that I am, so there’s not defeating that type of kismet.


At this point it had been over six week since I’d bid farewell to Inga & Aiden from Melbourne’s Tullarmarine airport. But finally, standing on the street of Calle Nunez de Arce just off Plaza Santa Anna and buzzing up to the apartment of where we’d be staying for the next few days, it was time to get reacquainted with my family again. In all honesty, perhaps somewhat surprisingly, those first few hours felt a little odd, almost in the same manner when Inga & I met again in Paris after 4 yrs (not quite as extreme obviously). It’s that feeling of knowing of a person without really knowing them. I almost felt like a ‘friend’ visiting another friend than a husband being reunited with his family. After weeks of Skype and phone calls at odd hours, meeting again in person just felt a little detached from the reality that both of us had been living in.  Not that the feeling lasted for long, perhaps a few hours into the early evening and then everything returned to normal.


I have warms feelings for Madrid. I hold it in high regard, and it's very close to being my favourite city in Europe. This was the city where 10 yrs prior I convinced myself that I would learn Spanish, this being my 'punishment' for obnoxiously ordering a beer in English and believing I was justified in doing that. I recall walking out of that bar feeling a sense of shame and convincing myself that I would return to the same bar and make amends. Thankfully I kept my word and did that 2 years later, but, internally, I have been repaying the debt many more times over since then. Admittedly my Spanish should be far better for the time I've dedicated to it over the years but hey, my life isn't over yet.
Knowing Madrid reasonably well and having 3 Latvians and 1 very small Australian that didn’t know the city at all, it was on me to act as tour guide, which in all honesty I love doing.

Our first day was dedicated to a walking circuit that I had mentally planned out a few days prior. Madrid , for the most part, is a very pedestrian friendly town. So walking is not arduous in the slightest. Flat & accessible, I honestly believe that one of the best ways to experience this place is just to walk. So starting in Puerta del Sol we headed to Plaza Mayor, the Palacio Real, walked along the Gran Via and had a stop at one my favourite Rock Cafes (Hard Rock Madrid).

Palacio Real de Madrid from Templo de Debod - Madrid - Spain
The afternoon was dedicated to Retiro Park, which is simply gorgeous. This beautifully maintained, immaculate park in the city centre is a perfect way for Madrilenos to enjoy warm Summer days, bathed under the glorious light directly, or diffused by the abundance of trees. We adopted the local approach and picked our own piece of grass, to be supported by our own bottle of wine and few glasses in the comfort of the wonderful surrounds. A perfect afternoon jaunt in such a regal city.


Our 2nd day in Madrid utilised the services of the ‘Hop-on-Hop-off’ express, which respectfully, whilst handy and a comfort for those that don’t like walking, practically took use along the circuit which I’d introduced to the crew the day before. It did however provide us with the opportunity to visit Templo de Debod, a shrine that was originally located near Aswan Egypt but due to the building of the Aswan Dam, was relocated to, in this case, Madrid, in order to preserve a construct of cultural significance. For me, whilst the story of the Templo and its relocation is impressive, the true drawcard is the view from its standing location in the city, personally a much more impressive feature.
The afternoon I’d dedicated to a culinary stop of significance, El Botin (Sobrino de Botin), understood to be the oldest active restaurant in the world. Founded in 1725, the restaurant, according to the Guinness Book of Records is the oldest, and is famous for two specialities, it’s suckling pig and roasted lamb.


Plaza Mayor - Madrid - Spain

Plaza Mayor - Madrid - Spain







The choice between having a famous meat dish or having another, equally as delectable equivalent is like choosing between favourite children (I’m told), or perhaps choosing between a great white or red wine. When it comes down to it, it’s all about mood and about getting ‘some pork on your fork’, which is where the collective conscious of our tastebuds took us.




The oldest continuously operating restaurant in the world - El Botin - Madrid - Spain

Post our participation in the ongoing achievement of El Botin we all took a leisurely still down to the Prado Museum, recognised as having one of the finest collections of European art, dating back to the 12th century and extended all the way to the 20th. There are extensive works on display, with special significance given to Spanish artists such as Greco, Velazquez and Goya, but includes many other European names such as Bosch, Rubens & Titian amongst others.
Now, the thing about museums of this stature, that have a weight of significance is that without a true dedication by the participant of time and interest, you generally become the tourist of transit. A passenger that places a geographic pin on their mental map of achievements. Unfortunately with a 5 month old and a group of 4 adults, some of whom were not particularly interested in the various displays, our time become more laborious and a quest to resolving logistics rather than anything else. So for me, this top was disappointing in all honesty.


As another gorgeous early Autumn day closed out, Inga and I spent some time in Plaza Santa Ana before heading to the Mercado San Miguel, a real highlight in terms of food, drinks and activity. It’s been a favourite stop of mine in Madrid since my first time here some 10 years ago and it’s just a delight, not only for what’s available but visually, it shows you what a market can be. A real drawcard without needing to have that gritty feel of a typical street market. It’s a neighbourhood focal point and is more of a meeting place in the way that a local bar might be, just that this bar contains a whole range of vendors and you can peruse their wares in comfort before sitting down, grabbing a few snack plates and indulging in your favourite tipple.


Plaza Santa Ana - Madrid - Spain


Plaza Santa Ana - Madrid - Spain

I like this method of living. The late night, food, wine and banter is just right up my alley. It’s a point that I’ve commented on many times before in my blog and I feel the Australian culture in terms of nightlife and the night economy is less for not adopting this Spanish/Latin approach. In Australia we target restriction as the method to prevention where really the shift needs to be both in mentality and opportunity. Wouldn’t we be better served by having restaurants, bars, and all other forms of business open for longer? We have such a fixed mindset that Friday nights and Saturday nights are set as dedicated sessions for drinking that when we press the release valve bedlam ensues. How is it that major European cities operate with much later hours, have bars freely accessible and don’t have the same issue of violence that we have? Unless we’ve deliberately cast ourselves under the guise of a ‘yob’ culture then one of the reasons of our failure is what we bring about by restricting, rather than being more open.




Parque de el Retiro - Madrid - Spain

Parque de el Retiro - Madrid - Spain

Rooftop bar on the Gran Via - Madrid - Spain



Of course in Australia we live in a very typical ‘Nanny State’ where control is exerted under the pretence protection, pandered by bureaucrats who have their own agendas through these controlling methods.

Makes you consider moving – maybe we just might.

Sunday, August 25, 2019

Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates) - An immersive experience


ABU DHABI (United Arab Emirates)
25 August 2019

I’ve been living the ‘defacto’ bachelor life for the past six weeks of my existence. Interestingly this is notable in the fact that it’s the first, and probably last occasion in my life when this will ever happen. I’ve never had the opportunity to live alone, there’s simply not been a time in my life, outside of travel, where I’ve walked into my own place and had free reign. But the question is, is there any sort of importance to be placed on being a bachelor for a period of time? Is it a rite of passage that somehow allows one to successfully formulate and identify themselves by their own frames of reference without interference. Is there growth, introspection and a special place for Bikram Yoga in this space of isolation?

F***it, for me it never  really happened and I’ll never know what a 'Bachelor's Life' really means. All I knew for right now was that Inga & Aiden were in Latvia and that my evenings were occupied by uninterrupted Ashes viewings, so the timing of their departure, whilst not emotionally comforting was impeccable regarding my desire to watch 6hrs of cricket a night without family commercials.

Missing the both of them however was not all that entertaining.

As the weeks trawled by and my list of discoveries on the clandestine Melbourne bar list that I put together somehow dwindled to a stall,  I clawed myself onto Etihad Flight EY462 from Melbourne to Abu Dhabi via several champagnes in the Etihad Business Class lounge. I had to make the most of what little time I did have left.


Etihad Business Lounge - Melbourne Tullamarine Airport - Australia
 


Months earlier, when I’d purchased the my flights on Skyscanner I recognised that there was an ‘extended’ 22hr wait in Abu Dhabi between  continental flights. For some, this type of extended layover is always a nuisance, for me, its always an opportunity in waiting!

Arriving in Abu Dhabi at 06:05 on a hazy morning with the beams of an Arabian sun hitting the tarmac adding an orangey hue to everything it adorned, I noticed that the temperature was pushing 35 degrees already. This could mean just one thing for me, Yas Waterpark was going to be the prime destination during this stop.

0605 - Abu Dhabu Al Maktoum International Airport - United Arab Emirates

Booking myself a room at the Premier Inn at the airport for the paltry sum of 250 dirhams for the whole day, I had effectively acquired a room to act as just a storage and shower facility. I knew in myself that the bed would go undisturbed if my plans to remain outside came to full fruition.

Making it to Yas Waterpark by 10am, the sun was already high in the sky, punishing, reinforcing its dominance, showing that it was the true boss of the U.A.E.

That big ball of fury has a presence in this part of the world, like an omnipresent heat force that you find yourself wading through between  over efficiently air conditioned buildings. Somehow at Yas Waterpark, the potential escape within the cool pools, rides and slides was always punctuated by the rapid absorption of water from your body and the perils of judging how far you were capable of walking on burning concrete paths.

For 250 dirhams Yas Waterworld in my estimation 'OK to good', not brilliant, and perhaps not the dynamic excitement machine that was advertised.

After a few hours I’d taken my fill of urine filled pools, 13 yr old kids acting like dumb asses and the pirate and faery princess dressed welcoming committee at the entrance. How they were tied into to the whole Yas Waterworld melange I’ll never quite figure out and dedicating my mental time to solving that task I knew was going to be about as futile as understanding the rationale behind a Trump tweet.


Ferrari World - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates

Ferrari World - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates
 
 
















My next stop however, at what I had assumed would be the underwhelming and highly overpriced Ferrari World, actually turned out to be a little bit of a ‘not-so-hidden’ gem. After having already paid 250dh at Yas Waterpark only an additional payment of 130dh was required for Ferrari World.

Now on first inspection the premises felt like a vacant, vacuous dedication that the manufacturer Ferrari conjured up boast of its eternal relevance. In this sense there should be no misconception, this theme park is exactly that. What makes up for their indulgence and consumer strategy are the rides, of which there are only really four, three of which were functioning when I attended.

Formula Rosso -  Ferrari World - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates

The sign says it all - Formula Rosso -  Ferrari World - Abu Dhabi - United Arab Emirates

Let me say this;

The Formula Rossa is mindblowing.

I’m no roller-coaster aficionado but still, I've been on quite a few in my life. So when I sat in the front seat of what’s proclaimed to be the World’s Fastest Roller Coaster I wasn’t anticipating anymore than then pedestrian style of ride that most fun parks have.

But ...holy sh*t!!!

That coaster train accelerates to its top speed of 240kph in the first 4.9 seconds of the rid!. Your teeth feel as though they’ve hit the back of your throat and the only thing holding your brains in place is the seat head rest behind you. That initial acceleration, especially when sitting in the front seat, literally takes your breath away. As you explode out of the gates you quickly realise that the goggles they provide you are not just a 'fun fact object' that they thought would be a kitsch little accompaniment - you need those bad boys to protect your eyeballs from hitting any stray piece of whatever travelling at 240kph.

There’s only been a few times in my life when I’d almost involuntarily let out a scream of an expletive, with no conscious thought. The first that comes time mind was the scream that accompanied my plummet from the roof of the Moses Mabhida stadium in Durban. On this occasion the ‘Holy Sh*t’ that I let fly came from the g-force and acceleration experienced in those initial take off seconds, leaving you breathless, and it’s only momentarily that somewhere in that initial whirl of adrenalin that you realise the ride flings you 52mtrs straight up at the end of the acceleration ramp! It’s a wild ride, and one that I happily took on another 6-7 times during the course of the hours I stayed there.

I found that the hours at Ferrari World passed easily. Needless to say, the lack of any queues at all made the experience a pleasure. It seems, from the infrastructure in place, that once upon a time there were ambitions for consistently large crowds. I’d say however that form my two experiences there (I also went with Inga & Aiden on the return journey), waits for all rides was no more than 5 mins, at worst.

Getting back to the hotel at around 7pm, I took the opportunity to shower, change and head through customs early, well in advance of my 02:05am flight to Amsterdam. Not that I didn’t make the most of my time, all 3hrs were spent in the Al Raheem lounge with a credible buffet and GnT’s on call. Say what you will, but airport lounges do offer both comfort and requisite refreshments that make waiting for a flight more than tolerable, even enjoyable in many ways.

Some 6.5hrs out of Abu Dhabi and I was touching down at Amsterdam Schipol airport at 06:50 local time.

There was only a short stop here and a minor hassle getting into the Schengen terminal from the Non-Schengen area. Unexpectedly the line and wait time was in the 40 min vicinity and reminded me of the unnecessarily tedious process that would always accompany a transfer through Warsaw.

Still, I made the flight to Lisbon on time. Placing me one step closer to being reunited with my family in Madrid.

Friday, June 21, 2019

Sunshine Coast (Australia) - The kid has to fly

SUNSHINE COAST (Australia)
21 June - 23 June 2019

Everything has changed.

With the birth of our son Aiden Robert Elisher at 9:58am on the 27th of March, we all of a sudden forgot what sleeping 6hrs through the night felt like, we forgot what it was like to have nothing to do, we forgot what it was like to do things on a whim.

Now, I'm not going to even pretend that our weekend away to the Sunshine Coast alleviated any of those forgotten things,  and I mean, how do you cure something that's forgotten anyway? What this getaway became however was the first time that all three of us would be travelling outside of Melbourne, without the aid of a vehicle and via one of those tin-can funnels with wings. The logistics and the planning of a battalion going into war was the determination with which we formulated our requirements for this engagement with the aim of producing the deliverable needed.

Oh, and by the way, this getaway also represented our 2nd Wedding Anniversary, albeit a week early, it's all cotton baby!


Lift off for Aiden - Melbourne to the Sunshine Coast

Family travel #1

If only every flight could be exactly like this


We had everything we needed, the pram, the bottles, the change of clothes, the change of nappies. All we now needed was for the little guy to sleep for most of the journey, or at the very least, pretend to like it, if that happened then we'd be golden.

Walking through check-in there I sighted another couple with two kids, one roughly at the same stage of life as Aiden. The male looked at the both of us and asked, 'First time?', to which we replied, 'Yes'........and this is all he said in return 'Good Luck'

What the hell did that mean???

Did he mean that travelling with a kid is so diabolical and so damn awful that it's better to just take the continuous torment of crying, nappy changes, unfinished milk bottles and more crying at home rather than taking the kid to play an away game? Is it all that bad? Then why the hell was he doing it with 2 kids....or.....or.....was it a sly comment meant just to be picked up by my male brain, much like the way that dogs can pick up on certain frequencies that we humans can't. Was that the male way of preparing me for impending disaster?


Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia

Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia

Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia

Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia


I didn't know the answer but hell, now I was nervous.

As our flight thundered down the runway all eyes were on Aiden, at what point would he freak out?

Pulling away from the tarmac and heading to the skies above Melbourne, we busted through the clouds and were into clear air. Could this in fact be a dream run, could we be making one of the best debut family fly appearances of all time?

'F*** no'....as the plane leveled out the kid started up like an Australian cricketer that's been busted for ball tampering. There were tears, screams, pleads to be quiet, and then, just at the moment when we thought that Aiden could be on a rampage, he quietened down and rode the rest of the flight like an old hand. Fast asleep until the very end, we had to make up the little tiger for a change and a feed in Maroochydore. Ok buddy, not bad, not bad. For a first run I'll give you a 7.5/10, that's a high distinction mate, respect!


Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia

Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia

Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia


I'd booked some exquisite accommodation near Montville, about a 30 min drive from the beaches on the Sunshine Coast. The place is called Secrets on the Lake and let me say straight away, have a look at the link, have a look at the accommodation and then do yourself a favour and book yourself in. Their location and their tree house style of accommodation is absolutely sublime. The impeccable grounds, the beautiful rain forest surrounds and its location on Lake Baroon acts as the perfect accompaniment to the cabin style tree houses which are designed with style and furnished stylishly. The warmth of the wood, utilised in the construction and in the furniture pieces just makes the whole space so homely, but, don't be fooled by the 'cabin' status. With a sunken spa, TV, great sound system, air conditioning and decent kitchen facilities, it has everything that you need with a bit more added in. Coupled with that, each day we had delivers of croissants and the additional BBQ hamper that I ordered on the first night was just fantastic.


Eumundi Markets - Eumundi - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia

Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia

Secrets on the Lake - Montville - Sunshine Coast - Queensland - Australia


The next day we took a drive up to the very surprising Eumundi markets. This place is both surprising and amazing. A lively, open air market that has offerings of locally made arts, crafts, plus street food, it's located basically in the centre of Eumundi and has damn large. I had been to the markets once previously, 15 years earlier, and recall being impressed then, but it seems to me that since then the size had probably tripled and the quality of items sold increased in accordance to the growth of the market.

When the markets closed at 2pm we had ourselves a bit of lunch at the impressive Imperial Hotel, iconic in this part of the world, and deservedly so. With its sweeping verandahs, great beer garden, interesting murals, and, with a brewery located on site, this place was a great spot to spend a few hours

Making our way down to Maroochydore for an evening on the beach, a spot of dinner and a couple of Negroni's thrown into the mix. We headed back to Secrets for the evening, a few glasses of wine, a DVD or two, and a nice night in.

Our final morning we spent in Montville itself, having a look around the charming little town and 'encountering' yet another wine before heading down to Sunshine Plaza for a couple of hours.



'Relax' little guy - flight back to Melbourne - Australia


And that was that. A pleasant getaway, especially up here where the sun and the warmth seems to last year round. I know, for certain, that somewhere along the line we'll end up living up this way, more than likely on the Gold Coast, although that will need to wait until the job scene is a bit more buoyant.


Our flight back down to Melbourne was relatively uneventful. Aiden cried right at the start but by the time we levelled off he was asleep, and basically that's the way he remained until we got back home. From plane, to car, to apartment. What a great way to travel, fall asleep when you leave and the next thing you know, you're at home in bed! 










Saturday, January 19, 2019

Great Ocean Road / Port Fairy / Grampians (Australia) - Close to home

Great Ocean Road / Port Fairy / Grampians (Australia)
19 January - 20 January 2019


It's a problem for Australians, everything is so far away that the idea of travelling for us is always so grand and so large that we quiet often forget the absolute gems in our own backyard.

The Great Ocean Road is one of those gems.

For many a year I've been coming down to Melbourne for either work or pleasure and on most occasions, in that time, would find the time do a drive on the Great Ocean Road. In my humble opinion, one of the most special, unrivalled and pre-eminent drives in the world. There is nothing quite like the stretch of road out of Lorne to Port Campbell. The reveals and dramatic landscape of land and sea will inevitably have you stopping for many more times that you would ever anticipate. Additionally, the towns of Lorne & Apollo Bay are highlights, but so too are the many other smaller locales on the way. In addition to that, I would also like to give a special mention to Cape Otway National Park, not only for its beauty but also for it never having let me down in my quest to either find, or show someone a koala in their natural habitat. That in itself is a rarity these days but surely you'll achieve your objective here.

Great Ocean Road - Victoria

Great Ocean Road - Victoria

The Twelve Apostles - Great Ocean Road - Victoria

The Twelve Apostles - Great Ocean Road - Victoria

The Twelve Apostles - Great Ocean Road - Victoria


We stopped for a night in Port Fairy, an absolutely charming fishing village at the end of the Great Ocean Road whose only failing is that by 8pm on a Saturday all its main restaurants are closing down. Like....what!!!?  Beautiful and picturesque, no matter what the state of their late night economy, their streets are lined with nineteenth century cottages, great Nolfolk Pines and some great old sandstone buildings. Quaint and endearing, this town had a lot going for it on the attractiveness scale, and I wonder now, after having covered the Great Ocean Road many times, why the hell I'd never forced myself to get here.

The Twelve Apostles - Great Ocean Road - Victoria

The Twelve Apostles - Great Ocean Road - Victoria

The Twelve Apostles - Great Ocean Road - Victoria

The Twelve Apostles - Great Ocean Road - Victoria

The Grampians National Park - Victoria

The Grampians National Park - Victoria

The Grampians National Park - Victoria

On the Sunday we headed north out of Port Fairy and did the 120km drive to the Grampians National Park. Once again, this was another part of Victoria that had always been on my hit list but somehow it had been more than wily and eluded me on all previous occasions.  A beautiful area known for its wildlife, sandstone mountains and wildflowers, it has plenty of walking trails for all levels and all adventure requirements. Inga and I took one of the medium walks up to Pinnacle lookout and were rewarded with some spectacular views of the regions. A walk well worth the effort, even if Inga was 6 months+ pregnant (oops, should not have said that out aloud)


Friday, November 9, 2018

Singapore (Singapore) - Clarke Quay

SINGAPORE (Singapore)
09 November - 10 November 2018

Back in Singapore for just the night, we made the very cool discovery of Clarke Quay. An historical Quay in Singapore, recently there has been around 5 blocks of warehouses that have been converted into bars/restaurants and nightclubs. The whole area is buzzing with activity and has to be just another well constructed draw card for a city that is making its way back onto the world stage in a huge way. 

Clarke Quay - Singapore

In addition to the refurbished warehouses there are also quite a few Chinese junks that have had an overhaul, being converted into pubs and other various nightspots. This action by Singapore typifies smart thinking and stands a direct contrast to what Sydney has done with its night economy. I don't see Singapore introducing lockout laws, nor do I see any issues with one-punch attacks. The question and solution is twofold. The problems that culturally we have with binge drinking and previously the relatively light punishments for these sort of attacks is what brought such utterly stupid changes to Sydney's nightlife. Of course they managed to f*** that up with ill conceived ideas. The result they needed had to be one that would both support the community but not at the expense of businesses, which is what has happened.